MOTHAFUCKIN PAINCAKES YEAH

__DEFINES/reagents.dm

@@ -464,6 +464,7 @@
 #define GEOMETER		"geometer"
 #define EGG_YOLK		"egg_yolk"
 #define PANCAKE			"pancake"
+#define PAINCAKE		"paincake"
 #define SPAGHETTI		"spaghetti"
 #define MUSTARD_POWDER	"mustard_powder"
 #define MAYO			"mayo"

code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm

@@ -477,6 +477,10 @@
 	reagents = list(PANCAKE = 5)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pancake
 
+/datum/recipe/paincake
+	reagents = list(PAINCAKE = 5)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pancake/pain
+
 /datum/recipe/sugarcookie
 	reagents = list(FLOUR = 5, SUGARS = 5)
 	items = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg)

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm

@@ -2536,6 +2536,13 @@
 	required_reagents = list(FLOUR = 10, MILK = 30, LIQUIDBUTTER = 2, EGG_YOLK = 8, SODIUMCHLORIDE = 1, SUGARS = 5)
 	result_amount = 56 // 1:1
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/paincake_mix
+	name = "Paincake Mix"
+	id = PAINCAKE
+	result = PAINCAKE
+	required_reagents = list(NOVAFLOUR = 10, MILK = 30, LIQUIDBUTTER = 2, EGG_YOLK = 8, SODIUMCHLORIDE = 1, SUGARS = 5) //Not sure if I should replace the egg with pacid, so it's just a flour difference.
+	result_amount = 56 // 1:1
+
 //Jesus christ how horrible
 /datum/chemical_reaction/cream
 	name = "Cream"

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm

@@ -2604,9 +2604,9 @@
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pancake))
 		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pancake/I = O
 		if (pancakes + I.pancakes > max_pancakes)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>sorry, can't go any higher!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It can't go any higher!</span>")
 			return
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>...and another one!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>...And another one!</span>")
 		var/amount = I.reagents.total_volume
 		I.reagents.trans_to(src, amount)
 		var/image/img = image(I.icon, src, I.icon_state)
@@ -2622,6 +2622,18 @@
 	else
 		..()
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pancake/pain
+	name = "paincake"
+	desc = "How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast! Without any milk..."
+	icon_state = "paincake"
+	food_flags = FOOD_ANIMAL
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pancake/pain/New()
+	..()
+	reagents.add_reagent(NUTRIMENT, 5)
+	reagents.add_reagent(PAINCAKE, 5)
+	bitesize = 2
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spaghetti
 	name = "Spaghetti"
 	desc = "Now thats a nice pasta!"

code/modules/reagents/reagents/reagents_food.dm

@@ -746,6 +746,31 @@
 		var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/flour/F = new (T)
 		F.color = "#E6C968"
 
+/datum/reagent/paincake_mix
+	name = "Paincake Mix"
+	id = PAINCAKE
+	description = "Legends say that this PAINFULLY DELICIOUS pancake recipe was created by Nacho Man Candy Savage himself."
+	reagent_state = REAGENT_STATE_LIQUID
+	nutriment_factor = 15 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	color = "#B22222" //dark red
+
+/datum/reagent/paincake_mix/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
+	if(..())
+		return 1
+	M.bodytemperature += 5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+	if(prob(20) && ishuman(M))
+		H.custom_pain("Your stomach hurts a lot.",1)
+		H.adjustFireLoss(3)
+
+/datum/reagent/paincake_mix/reaction_turf(var/turf/simulated/T, var/volume)
+	if(..())
+		return 1
+
+	if(!(locate(/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/flour) in T))
+		var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/flour/F = new (T)
+		F.color = "#B22222" //dark red
+
 /datum/reagent/polypgelatin
 	name = "Polyp Gelatin"
 	id = POLYPGELATIN