A shitty Tooltip for Shitdice .Wishing players shit luck before rolling!

README.md

@@ -1,35 +1,8 @@
-# untitled-dice
+# Shit Dice
 
-##### Live demo: https://untitled-dice.github.io
+##### We're shit
 
-More info (including changelog and FAQ) in the bitcointalk.org thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1062680
-
-Untitled Dice is a bare-bones bitcoin dice casino built on top of the [Moneypot.com gambling API](https://www.moneypot.com/api-docs.html) that lets anyone run their own dice site by forking this project.
-
-Since Moneypot handles the user accounts, betting, faucet, and chat, Untitled Dice does not need a server of its own. It's fully client-side (just some javascript files), so it can be hosted anywhere including Github.
-
-Moneypot even handles the bankroll. Profits are split between you, Moneypot, and Moneypot's investors. See: <https://www.moneypot.com/investment>.
-
-![Screenshot](http://i.imgur.com/dTwOR01.png)
-
-## Run your own dice site
-
-If you want to run your own dice casino, all you need to do is clone/fork this project, create an app at Moneypot (https://www.moneypot.com/apps/new), and set the `config.app_id` at the top of the `app.js` file.
-
-## Host it on Github
-
-1. Fork this project
-2. Rename the repository from `untitled-dice.github.io` to `{YOUR_USERNAME}.github.io`
-3. Edit the config at the top of `app.js`
-4. Visit `https://{YOUR_USERNAME}.github.io`
-
-## Run it locally (for development)
-
-    cd untitled-dice
-    npm install
-    python -m SimpleHTTPServer 5000
-
-Then visit <http://localhost:5000>
+Satirical art by DiamondCardz
 
 ## License
 

app.js

@@ -4,13 +4,13 @@
 
 var config = {
   // - Your app's id on moneypot.com
-  app_id: 18,                             // <----------------------------- EDIT ME!
+  app_id: 750,                             // <----------------------------- EDIT ME!
   // - Displayed in the navbar
-  app_name: 'Untitled Dice',
+  app_name: 'Shit Dice',
   // - For your faucet to work, you must register your site at Recaptcha
   // - https://www.google.com/recaptcha/intro/index.html
-  recaptcha_sitekey: '6LfI_QUTAAAAACrjjuzmLw0Cjx9uABxb8uguLbph',  // <----- EDIT ME!
-  redirect_uri: 'https://untitled-dice.github.io',
+  recaptcha_sitekey: '6Lev_RATAAAAANPSUss9BWWz0eClzv9pDf-x6AxT',  // <----- EDIT ME!
+  redirect_uri: 'https://shitdice.github.io',
   mp_browser_uri: 'https://www.moneypot.com',
   mp_api_uri: 'https://api.moneypot.com',
   chat_uri: '//socket.moneypot.com',
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ var config = {
   force_https_redirect: !isRunningLocally(),
   // - Configure the house edge (default is 1%)
   //   Must be between 0.0 (0%) and 1.0 (100%)
-  house_edge: 0.01,
+  house_edge: 0.005,
   chat_buffer_size: 250,
   // - The amount of bets to show on screen in each tab
   bet_buffer_size: 25
@@ -111,13 +111,13 @@ helpers.calcNumber = function(cond, winProb) {
 helpers.roleToLabelElement = function(role) {
   switch(role) {
     case 'ADMIN':
-      return el.span({className: 'label label-danger'}, 'MP Staff');
+      return el.span({className: 'label label-primary'}, 'MP ShitStaff');
     case 'MOD':
-      return el.span({className: 'label label-info'}, 'Mod');
+      return el.span({className: 'label label-info'}, 'ShitMod');
     case 'OWNER':
-      return el.span({className: 'label label-primary'}, 'Owner');
+      return el.span({className: 'label label-danger'}, 'ShitOwner');
     default:
-      return '';
+      return el.span({className: 'label label-success'}, 'ShitUser');
   }
 };
 
@@ -725,12 +725,12 @@ var UserBox = React.createClass({
             className: 'navbar-text',
             style: {marginRight: '5px'}
           },
-          (worldStore.state.user.balance / 100) + ' bits',
+          (worldStore.state.user.balance / 100) + '  ShitBits',
           !worldStore.state.user.unconfirmed_balance ?
            '' :
            el.span(
              {style: { color: '#e67e22'}},
-             ' + ' + (worldStore.state.user.unconfirmed_balance / 100) + ' bits pending'
+             ' + ' + (worldStore.state.user.unconfirmed_balance / 100) + '  ShitBits pending'
            )
         ),
         // Refresh button
@@ -1301,7 +1301,7 @@ var BetBoxWager = React.createClass({
           style: style1,
           onChange: this._onWagerChange,
           disabled: !!worldStore.state.isLoading,
-          placeholder: 'Bits'
+          placeholder: 'ShitBits'
         }
       ),
       el.div(
@@ -1748,7 +1748,7 @@ var MyBetsTabContent = React.createClass({
               el.td(
                 null,
                 helpers.round10(bet.wager/100, -2),
-                ' bits'
+                ' ShitBits'
               ),
               // target
               el.td(
@@ -1769,7 +1769,7 @@ var MyBetsTabContent = React.createClass({
                 bet.profit > 0 ?
                   '+' + helpers.round10(bet.profit/100, -2) :
                   helpers.round10(bet.profit/100, -2),
-                ' bits'
+                ' ShitBits'
               )
             );
           }).reverse()
@@ -1849,7 +1849,7 @@ var FaucetTabContent = React.createClass({
     if (!worldStore.state.user) {
       return el.p(
         {className: 'lead'},
-        'You must login to claim faucet'
+        'You must login to claim the faucet you fucking idiot'
       );
     }
 
@@ -1865,9 +1865,9 @@ var FaucetTabContent = React.createClass({
     case 'SUCCESSFULLY_CLAIMED':
       innerNode = el.div(
         null,
-        'Successfully claimed ' + this.state.claimAmount/100 + ' bits.' +
+        'Successfully claimed ' + this.state.claimAmount/100 + ' ShitBits. Free money! ' +
           // TODO: What's the real interval?
-          ' You can claim again in 5 minutes.'
+          'You can claim again in 5 minutes, you greedy little shit.'
       );
       break;
     case 'ALREADY_CLAIMED':
@@ -1932,7 +1932,7 @@ var BetRow = React.createClass({
       el.td(
         null,
         helpers.round10(bet.wager/100, -2),
-        ' bits'
+        ' ShitBits'
       ),
       // Target
       el.td(
@@ -2043,7 +2043,7 @@ var BetRow = React.createClass({
         bet.profit > 0 ?
           '+' + helpers.round10(bet.profit/100, -2) :
           helpers.round10(bet.profit/100, -2),
-        ' bits'
+        ' ShitBits'
       )
     );
   }

custom.css

@@ -7,6 +7,6 @@
 /* The following example turns the background to yellow if you uncomment it. */
 
 body {
-  /* background-color: #f1c40f; */
+  background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/7ggNBjw.png");
 }
 

index.html

@@ -1,10 +1,14 @@
 <!doctype html>
 <head>
-  <title>Untitled Dice</title>
+  <title>Shit Dice</title>
   <link href="node_modules/bootstrap/dist/css/bootstrap.min.css" rel="stylesheet">
   <link href="node_modules/bootstrap/dist/css/bootstrap-theme.min.css" rel="stylesheet">
   <link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet">
   <link href="custom.css" rel="stylesheet"> <!-- Recommendation: Put your CSS customizations in custom.css -->
+  <audio autoplay loop>
+  <source src="dank.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
+  Your browser does not support our dank tunes.
+  </audio>
 </head>
 <body>
   <div id="app"></div>