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| <html lang="en"> | ||
| <head> | ||
| <meta charset="UTF-8"> | ||
| <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> | ||
| <title>Document</title> | ||
| <style> | ||
| *{ | ||
| margin: 0px; | ||
| padding: 0px; | ||
| box-sizing: border-box; | ||
| } | ||
| .container{ | ||
| width:100vw; | ||
| height:100vh; | ||
| background: url(joke\ image.webp) no-repeat center center/cover; | ||
| display: flex; | ||
| align-items: center; | ||
| justify-content: center; | ||
| } | ||
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| #joke | ||
| { | ||
| background-color: antiquewhite; | ||
| width:250px; | ||
| height:250px; | ||
| padding: 25px; | ||
| border-radius: 20px; | ||
| box-shadow: 5px 5px white; | ||
| } | ||
| </style> | ||
| </head> | ||
| <body> | ||
| <div class="container"> | ||
| <div class="content"> | ||
| <p id="joke"></p> | ||
| </div> | ||
| </div> | ||
| <script> | ||
| let joke = [`What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.`, | ||
| `I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.`, | ||
| `I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.`, | ||
| `Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.`, | ||
| `What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!`, | ||
| `Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.`, | ||
| `What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.`, | ||
| `I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.`, | ||
| `What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.`, | ||
| `I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.`, | ||
| `happy family of three enjoying breakfast at table in domestic kitchenpinterest`, | ||
| `I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.`, | ||
| `What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.`, | ||
| `What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!`, | ||
| `I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.`, | ||
| `What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.`, | ||
| `I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.`, | ||
| `Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.`, | ||
| `What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.`, | ||
| `What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.`, | ||
| `My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.`, | ||
| `Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.`, | ||
| `How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.`, | ||
| `senior woman and adult daughter laughing on porchpinterest`, | ||
| `MoMo Productions`, | ||
| `Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.`, | ||
| `What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.`, | ||
| `Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.`, | ||
| `My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.`, | ||
| `What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.`, | ||
| `Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.`, | ||
| `What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.`, | ||
| `What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.`, | ||
| `What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!`, | ||
| `Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.`, | ||
| `What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.`, | ||
| `How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.`, | ||
| `I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!`, | ||
| `Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.`, | ||
| `What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.`, | ||
| `Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.`, | ||
| `A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"`, | ||
| `How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.`, | ||
| `What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.`, | ||
| `high angle view of cheerful grandparents talking with granddaughters while sitting on sofa at homepinterest`, | ||
| `Klaus Vedfelt`, | ||
| `What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.`, | ||
| `How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.`, | ||
| `What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"`, | ||
| `How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.`, | ||
| `Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.`, | ||
| `Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.`, | ||
| `How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.`, | ||
| `What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.`, | ||
| `Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7-8-9.`, | ||
| `If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.`, | ||
| `I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.`, | ||
| `What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.`, | ||
| `Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted.`, | ||
| `How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.`, | ||
| `What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.`, | ||
| `What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.`, | ||
| `What's the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.`, | ||
| `two best friends telling secrets lying in the grasspinterest`, | ||
| `What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.`, | ||
| `Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.`, | ||
| `A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"`, | ||
| `What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.`, | ||
| `What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.`, | ||
| `How do you organize a space party? You planet.`, | ||
| `Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.`, | ||
| `Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.`, | ||
| `Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.`, | ||
| `What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I'll go on ahead.`, | ||
| `What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.`, | ||
| `I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.`, | ||
| `What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.`, | ||
| `What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.`, | ||
| `How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.`, | ||
| `Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.`, | ||
| `happy multiracial senior women having fun together outdoor elderly generation people hugging each other at parkpinterest`, | ||
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| `What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter.`, | ||
| `Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.`, | ||
| `I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.`, | ||
| `A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.`, | ||
| `What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.`, | ||
| `What's the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.`, | ||
| `What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.`, | ||
| `Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.`] | ||
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| console.log(joke.length) | ||
| let num = Math.floor(Math.random()*89) | ||
| console.log(num) | ||
| let id = document.getElementById("joke") | ||
| id.innerHTML = joke[num] | ||
| </script> | ||
| </body> | ||
| </html> |
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