Behold, mere mortals! You've stumbled upon the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-bogglingly average C++ project in the history of computing. Prepare to be whelmed!
- Segmentation faults (now with 50% more segmentation!)
- Memory leaks (because who doesn't love a good leak?)
- Undefined behavior (keeping you on your toes since 1979)
- Cryptic error messages (fluency in ancient Sumerian recommended)
- Sacrifice a rubber duck to the C++ gods
- Chant "iostream" three times while standing on one foot
- Run
g++ -Wall -Wextra -Werror -std=c++17 -O3 main.cpp -o program_that_might_work
- Cross your fingers and hope for the best
./program_that_might_work
If it crashes, congratulations! You're now a true C++ developer.
- Stare at the code until your eyes bleed
- Add 100 more
cout
statements - Recompile and watch it fail in a completely different way
- Repeat steps 1-3 until retirement or mental breakdown (whichever comes first)
Found a bug? Keep it to yourself. We like surprises.
Want to add a feature? Why? Is perfection not good enough for you?
This project is licensed under the "You break it, you buy it" License.
Remember, in C++, we don't make mistakes. We have "happy little undefined behaviors." 🎨