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🎭 Welcome to the C++ Circus! 🎪

Bugs Documentation Maintenance

🎭 About This Masterpiece

Behold, mere mortals! You've stumbled upon the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-bogglingly average C++ project in the history of computing. Prepare to be whelmed!

🚀 Features

  • Segmentation faults (now with 50% more segmentation!)
  • Memory leaks (because who doesn't love a good leak?)
  • Undefined behavior (keeping you on your toes since 1979)
  • Cryptic error messages (fluency in ancient Sumerian recommended)

🛠 Installation

  1. Sacrifice a rubber duck to the C++ gods
  2. Chant "iostream" three times while standing on one foot
  3. Run g++ -Wall -Wextra -Werror -std=c++17 -O3 main.cpp -o program_that_might_work
  4. Cross your fingers and hope for the best

🏃‍♂️ Running the Program

./program_that_might_work

If it crashes, congratulations! You're now a true C++ developer.

🐛 Debugging

  1. Stare at the code until your eyes bleed
  2. Add 100 more cout statements
  3. Recompile and watch it fail in a completely different way
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 until retirement or mental breakdown (whichever comes first)

🤝 Contributing

Found a bug? Keep it to yourself. We like surprises.

Want to add a feature? Why? Is perfection not good enough for you?

📜 License

This project is licensed under the "You break it, you buy it" License.


Remember, in C++, we don't make mistakes. We have "happy little undefined behaviors." 🎨

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