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👁️ Pillaites: The Social Media App That'll Make You Question Your Life Choices 📸

Welcome to Pillaites, the unholy offspring of despair and the collective madness of Pillai College students. This monstrosity was conceived during a caffeine-fueled hackathon where sleep was optional, and sanity was left at the door.

🚽 Features That'll Make You Want to Flush Your Phone

  • Filters So Bad, They'll Make Your Face Look Like a Nuclear Accident 🍄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... if the beholder is legally blind.

  • Stories That Disappear Faster Than Your Will to Live ⏳ Share your mundane life for a whopping 24 hours before it vanishes into the void, just like your dreams.

  • DMs That Are About as Private as a Public Restroom 🚻 Slide into those DMs! We promise* your messages are secure (*we crossed our fingers).

  • An Explore Page That's More Addictive Than Your Crippling Coffee Habit ☕ Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless scrolling through pictures of food you can't afford.

💩 Installation

  1. Clone this repo (like how you clone your personality from social media influencers)
  2. Run npm install (or whatever package manager you use, you hipster)
  3. Sacrifice your firstborn to the coding gods
  4. ???
  5. Profit (just kidding, you're a broke college student)

🔥 Usage

  1. Open the app
  2. Realize you have no friends
  3. Cry in the corner
  4. Repeat

🤡 Contributing

Found a bug? Keep it to yourself. We're all about that "it's not a bug, it's a feature" life.

Want to contribute? Why? Don't you have better things to do with your life? No? Well, then, by all means, submit a pull request. We'll get to it right after we finish questioning our life choices.

📜 License

This project is licensed under the "We Don't Give a Flying F***" license. Use it, abuse it, we're not your mom.

🙏 Acknowledgments

  • Caffeine, for being the real MVP
  • Stack Overflow, for copying 90% of our code
  • Our families, for pretending to understand what we do
  • The voices in our heads, for the constant encouragement

Remember, every time you use Pillaites, a social media influencer loses their blue tick. You're welcome, world. 🌍🔥