Adding the Nintendo Fanon Print Collection

+ other styling improvements

_menu.php

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-            <li><a href="/cross-wiki-week-2023">Cross-Wiki Week 2023</a></li>
+            <li><a href="/fanon-encyclopedia">Nintendo Fanon Print Collection</a></li>
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edit-by-pigeon.php

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fanon-encyclopedia.php

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+<?php
+$title = 'Nintendo Fanon Print Collection';
+include('_header.php');
+?>
+
+<div class="main">
+	<h1>Introducing the Nintendo Fanon Print Collection!</h1>
+
+    <p>
+        After years of sifting through the digital ether,
+        we're bringing the best of Nintendo fan content
+        from across the internet into the physical realm.
+        This monumental collection's 1,000,000+ pages
+        span everything from the legendary exploits of Bluigi
+        to the untold backstories of 200,000+ Pikmin color variants.
+        The collection dedicates 23 volumes to Legend of Zelda timeline theories,
+        and also includes an appendix listing all the 283,385 supposed
+        uncles that work at Nintendo.
+    </p>
+
+    <p>
+        The Nintendo Fanon Print Collection will be released later this month
+        for the low, low price of $24,349.99 USD. Orders open soon!
+    </p>
+
+    <figure>
+        <img
+            src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/fanon-bookshelf.png"
+            alt="An enormous, long bookshelf with 10,000 books on it.
+            Mario is standing next to it for scale."
+            width="500"
+        >
+        <figcaption>
+            Mario standing next to a bookshelf holding the Nintendo Fanon Print Collection, to scale.
+        </figcaption>
+    </figure>
+
+    <p>
+        Pre-orders will also receive the following bonus items
+        along with <a target="_blank" href="/edit-by-pigeon">expedited delivery by pigeon</a>:
+    </p>
+
+    <ul>
+        <figure class="float-right" style="width: 200px;">
+            <a target="_blank" href="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/naranja-library.png">
+                <img
+                    src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/naranja-library.png"
+                    alt="Screenshot of Naranja Academy Library,
+                    showing people browsing bookshelves in a massive,
+                    ornate library spanning multiple floors."
+                    width="200"
+                >
+            </a>
+            <figcaption>
+                Satisfied <a target="_blank" href="https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Naranja_Academy">Naranja Academy</a>
+                students browsing the fanon collection.
+            </figcaption>
+        </figure>
+        <li>
+            300-meter long fold-out poster of the Super Smash Bros.
+            roster that should have been, including 12,395 fan-favorites
+            like <a target="_blank" href="https://www.ssbwiki.com/Waluigi">Waluigi's</a> shadow and the left Joy-Con.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            "<a target="_blank" href="https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Who%27s_That_Pok%C3%A9mon%3F">
+                Who's That Pokémon?
+            </a> The Complete Edition",
+            featuring the silhouette of 283,486 fan-made Pokémon that you've never heard of.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            Multi-pack of air fresheners inspired by
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://www.mariowiki.com/Yoshi%27s_Island_(series)">Yoshi's Island</a>,
+            featuring scents like "Freshly Hatched Yoshi", "Piranha Plant Pollen", and "Shy Guy's Mask".
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            The Spla-ta-ta-ta Cookbook, featuring Splatoon-themed dishes
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Crusty_Sean">Crusty Seanwich</a>,
+            Inkling Ink Pasta, and <a target="_blank" href="https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Salmonid">Salmonid</a> Sliders.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_sponsors_debuting_in_Mario_Kart_7#Mario_Kart_.28Oil.29">Mario Kart Mystery Oil</a>,
+            a selection of essential oils including “Spiny Shell Surprise" and "Bullet Bill Boost".
+            Included is a mini-guide on how to blend them to recreate the essence of your favorite Mario Kart track.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            An untitled Fire Emblem board game, featuring over 1,700
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://fireemblemwiki.org/wiki/Category:Characters">characters</a>.
+            Our playtesting shows that the average game takes roughly 350 hours to complete.
+        </li>
+        <figure class="float-right" style="width: 200px;">
+            <a target="_blank" href="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/xeno-books.png">
+                <img
+                    src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/xeno-books.png"
+                    alt="Two characters standing in front of several large bookshelves.
+                    One of the characters is holding a stack of over 20 books,
+                    covering his face."
+                    width="200"
+                >
+            </a>
+            <figcaption>
+                <a target="_blank" href="https://www.xenoserieswiki.org/wiki/Chaos">chaos</a> and
+                <a target="_blank" href="https://www.xenoserieswiki.org/wiki/Jr.">Jr.</a> exploring the "A" volumes.
+            </figcaption>
+        </figure>
+        <li>
+            An Animal Crossing Voice Changer, so that you too can speak the
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Animalese">adorable gibberish</a>
+            of Animal Crossing villagers.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            A selection of origami templates for folding your very own Kirby hats,
+            selected from the top 1,000 fan-made <a target="_blank" href="https://wikirby.com/wiki/Copy_Ability">copy abilities</a>.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            Limited edition copy of Tetris featuring 14,000 new
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://harddrop.com/wiki/Piece">pieces</a> created by the community.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            5000-kilogram, 3.4 million page plot synopsis and commentary on the intricacies of
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://goldensunwiki.net/wiki/Golden_Sun_series/Detailed_plot_summary">Golden Sun's plot</a>.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            A Scuttlebug-raising kit.
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://www.metroidwiki.org/wiki/Ridley">Ridley's</a> Stand-up Comedy Album,
+            featuring titles like "I'm Not Screaming, This Is Just How I Say Hello"
+            and "Metroid Prime Rib: When Your Dinner Fights Back".
+        </li>
+        <figure class="float-right" style="width: 200px;">
+            <a target="_blank" href="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/beardo-reading.png">
+                <img
+                    src="/images/fanon-encyclopedia/beardo-reading.png"
+                    alt="Beardo, a bright blue bear with a brown mustache and mutton chops,
+                    sitting in the grass and reading a book, with a surprised expression."
+                    width="150"
+                >
+            </a>
+            <figcaption>
+                <a target="_blank" href="https://nookipedia.com/wiki/Beardo">Beardo</a>
+                is yet another satisfied customer.
+            </figcaption>
+        </figure>
+        <li>
+            A complete affinity chart of every named
+            <a target="_blank" href="https://www.xenoserieswiki.org/wiki/Category:Characters">character</a>
+            across all published fanfictions of the Xeno series (12.5 sq.miles).
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            Special edition of The Wiki Editor's Almanac 2024 detailing the top 20
+            longest edit wars in all fanon spaces across the digital globe,
+            autographed by a NIWA wiki admin of your choice!
+        </li>
+        <li>
+            A life size poster of any NIWA admin of your choosing
+            (except Toomai...we're not sure he has a physical body in this realm).
+        </li>
+    </ul>
+
+
+</div>
+
+<?php
+include('_footer.php');
+?>

style.css

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+figure {
+  text-align: center;
+  font-size: .8em;
+  font-style: italic;
+  margin: 0 auto;
+  padding: 1em;
+}
+figure img {
+  margin: 0 auto;
+}
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+.float-right {
+  float: right;
+}
+.float-left {
+  float: right;
+}
+@media (max-width: 600px) {
+  .float-right, .float-left {
+    float: none;
+    width: 100%;
+  }
+}
+
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