feat(flix): add filmkritiker IRC bot

packages/scripts/default.nix

@@ -188,6 +188,8 @@ in
 
     playlist = import ./pls.nix {inherit pkgs;};
 
+    flix = import ./flix.nix {inherit pkgs;};
+
     mpv-tv = import ./mpv-tv.nix {inherit pkgs lib;};
 
     favicon = wrapScript {

packages/scripts/flix.nix

@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+{pkgs}: let
+  inherit (pkgs) lib;
+
+  sendIRC = pkgs.writers.writeDash "send-irc" ''
+    ${pkgs.ircaids}/bin/ircsink \
+      --nick filmkritiker \
+      --server irc.r \
+      --port 6667 \
+      --target '#flix' >/dev/null 2>&1
+  '';
+
+  messages.good = [
+    "what a banger"
+    "ooh i love this film"
+    "this is top notch stuff!"
+    "nice!"
+    "noice!"
+    "yesss!"
+    "cool song!"
+    "i like this"
+    "that just sounds awesome!"
+    "that's a good song!"
+    "👍"
+    "vibin'"
+  ];
+  messages.bad = [
+    "how can anyone watch this?"
+    "(╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻"
+    "skip this!"
+    "next, please! i'm suffering!"
+    "that's just bad taste in movies"
+    "nope"
+    "that sucks!"
+    "👎"
+    "turn that down"
+    "make it stooop"
+    "noooo"
+  ];
+
+  messages.neutral = [
+    "meh"
+    "i have no opinion about this film"
+    "idk man"
+  ];
+in
+  pkgs.writers.writeDashBin "pls" ''
+    case "$1" in
+      good|like|cool|nice|noice|top|yup|yass|yes|+)
+        ${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sS -XPOST "${playlistAPI}/good"
+        echo ${lib.escapeShellArg (lib.concatStringsSep "\n" messages.good)} | shuf -n1 | ${sendIRC}
+      ;;
+      skip|next|bad|sucks|no|nope|flop|-)
+        ${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sS -XPOST "${playlistAPI}/skip"
+        echo ${lib.escapeShellArg (lib.concatStringsSep "\n" messages.bad)} | shuf -n1 | ${sendIRC}
+      ;;
+      0|meh|neutral)
+        echo ${lib.escapeShellArg (lib.concatStringsSep "\n" messages.neutral)} | shuf -n1 | ${sendIRC}
+      ;;
+      say|msg)
+        shift
+        echo "$@" | ${sendIRC}
+      ;;
+    esac
+    wait
+  ''