maybe don't call them christoids

src/web.js

@@ -294,9 +294,10 @@ class Docs extends HTMLElement {
         ['h2', 'Q&A'],
         ['hr', ''],
         ['h3', 'Why?'],
-        ['p', 'Because fuck the Gregorian. Leap seconds are loser shit. Accept elasticity and root yourself in the physical. Buncha we-picked-some-numbers-now-cope christoids.'],
-        ['p', 'Even epochal time, as in the UNIX epoch, just hides the political nightmare of counting milliseconds behind deceptively simple APIs.'],
-        ['p', 'After a New Years\' I couldn\'t possibly care less about, I wanted to create a way of helping me keep track of, and celebrate, celestial splendor.'],
+        ['p', 'Because I think the Gregorian sucks. Are you a calendar or a stopwatch?'],
+        ['p', 'Even epochal time, as in the UNIX epoch, hides the political nightmare of counting milliseconds behind deceptively simple APIs.'],
+        ['p', 'I want to live on Earth, under its mystery and grandeur, under its tantalizing patterns and perplexing reality.'],
+        ['p', 'So, I made a way of helping me keep track of, and celebrate, celestial splendor.'],
         ['h3', 'Who are the Witchmothers?'],
         ['p',
           ['a', { href: 'https://beestungmag.com/issue05/two-short-stories-by-diana-thayer/' }, 'Ghosts'],