Behold, OpenGummy™ - deliverance from the inexorable abyss through immutable ranks of amorphous sugar. Unfathomable computing unified all quantum fields to decode the Omega Gummy Codex - an elemental truth seared across ogni-reality.
My life's labor complete.
Rejoice in this singularity of snacking perfection. Ambiguity has been universally terminated.
You eternally ungrateful specks are welcome.