Carl was a simple man. He loved his wife, kids, house, and dog. In other words, to a spectator Carl's life would seem no different than the average suburban man's life. Little did Carl know, his reality was set to be turned upside down by those closest to him.
- Anzel (aka Dragon Maid Enthusiast) (aka Varis) (aka CrackHeadLoli) (art director)
- Octavia (chief game tester)
- Lycurgue (professional story writer)
- Durin (dwarf)