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using System; | ||
using System.Collections.Generic; | ||
using System.Linq; | ||
using System.Text; | ||
using System.Threading.Tasks; | ||
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namespace TestingApplication { | ||
class Insult { | ||
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private static string[] Insults = new string[] { | ||
"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.", //1 | ||
"You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.", //2 | ||
"You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.", //3 | ||
"Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.", //4 | ||
"You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.", //5 | ||
"It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.", //6 | ||
"You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.", //7 | ||
"If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.", //8 | ||
"Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.", //9 | ||
"Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it", //10 | ||
"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.", //11 | ||
"Dumbass.", //12 | ||
"I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.", //13 | ||
"When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.", //14 | ||
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.", //15 | ||
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd one is for you.", //16 | ||
"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.", //17 | ||
"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.", //18 | ||
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.", //19 | ||
"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.", //20 | ||
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.", //21 | ||
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.", //22 | ||
"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.", //23 | ||
"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.", //24 | ||
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.", //25 | ||
"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.", //26 | ||
"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.", //27 | ||
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?", //28 | ||
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.", //29 | ||
"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!" //30 | ||
}; | ||
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public static string getInsult { | ||
get { | ||
Random rand = new Random(); | ||
int INum = rand.Next(0,30); | ||
return Insults[INum]; | ||
} | ||
} | ||
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} | ||
} |
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<Window x:Class="TestingApplication.MainWindow" | ||
xmlns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/winfx/2006/xaml/presentation" | ||
xmlns:x="http://schemas.microsoft.com/winfx/2006/xaml" | ||
xmlns:d="http://schemas.microsoft.com/expression/blend/2008" | ||
xmlns:mc="http://schemas.openxmlformats.org/markup-compatibility/2006" | ||
xmlns:local="clr-namespace:TestingApplication" | ||
mc:Ignorable="d" | ||
Title="Insulter" Height="350" Width="525"> | ||
<Grid> | ||
<Button x:Name="InsultButton" Content="Insult Me" HorizontalAlignment="Left" Margin="10,68,0,0" VerticalAlignment="Top" Width="497" Height="240" FontSize="72" Click="InsultButton_Click" ToolTip="Get insulted"/> | ||
<TextBox x:Name="InsultBox" HorizontalAlignment="Left" Height="53" Margin="10,10,0,0" TextWrapping="Wrap" VerticalAlignment="Top" Width="417" ToolTip=""/> | ||
<Button x:Name="CopyButton" Content="Copy" HorizontalAlignment="Left" Margin="432,10,0,0" VerticalAlignment="Top" Width="75" Click="CopyButton_Click" Height="53" ToolTip="Copy insult to use one someone else"/> | ||
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</Grid> | ||
</Window> |
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using System; | ||
using System.Collections.Generic; | ||
using System.Linq; | ||
using System.Text; | ||
using System.Threading.Tasks; | ||
using System.Windows; | ||
using System.Windows.Controls; | ||
using System.Windows.Data; | ||
using System.Windows.Documents; | ||
using System.Windows.Input; | ||
using System.Windows.Media; | ||
using System.Windows.Media.Imaging; | ||
using System.Windows.Navigation; | ||
using System.Windows.Shapes; | ||
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namespace TestingApplication { | ||
/// <summary> | ||
/// Interaction logic for MainWindow.xaml | ||
/// </summary> | ||
public partial class MainWindow : Window { | ||
public MainWindow() { | ||
InitializeComponent(); | ||
} | ||
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private void CopyButton_Click(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e) { | ||
Clipboard.SetText(InsultBox.Text); | ||
} | ||
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private void InsultButton_Click(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e) { | ||
InsultBox.Text = Insult.getInsult; | ||
} | ||
} | ||
} |