"You don't want to do this." - Site Description
Scrapyard Signup is a deliberately infuriating login/signup page designed to challenge the very limits of patience. Every element has been crafted to be as frustrating and annoying as possible while technically still being "functional" (in the loosest sense of the word).
- Field Confusion: Username field is actually the password field and vice versa
- Marquee Everything: Critical elements constantly move across the screen
- Color Chaos: Background colors and text colors randomly change every few seconds
- Font Roulette: Font family, size, and opacity randomly change
- Color Verification: Must match a randomly generated color code that's barely visible
- Self-Erasing Password: Your password input erases itself every 2 seconds
- Insulting Support: The support system only exists to roast users when they make mistakes
- Field Switching: Form fields switch positions and types after submission attempts
- Unreadable Text: Random opacity and color combinations ensure maximum illegibility
- Impossible Validation: Validation rules that are contradictory or extremely difficult to satisfy
- Go To htps://protogen.live
- Question your life choices
- Try to fill out the form
- Fail repeatedly
- Experience existential dread
- ???
- No profit. Only pain.
Hidden Features
There may or may not be an "easy mode" hidden somewhere in the code. We're not saying it exists, but if it did, it might make things slightly less hellish. Good luck finding it.
Because we hate websites that work normally <3
This abomination is licensed under the MIT License - see the LICENSE file for details.
Prolonged exposure to this signup page may cause:
- Increased blood pressure
- Keyboard damage
- Existential questioning
- Uncontrollable rage
- Development of trust issues with all future web forms
- Pure HTML, CSS, and JavaScript
- No external dependencies (except for the AI insult generator)
- Works in all modern browsers (unfortunately)
- Best experienced with JavaScript enabled and sound on for maximum frustration
Made because we hate websites that work normally <3