║"In a world of 1s and 0s, be a 2." - DevUrf, probably║
🎯 About Me Greetings, fellow code warriors and pixel pushers! I'm DevUrf, a full-stack developer who thinks debugging is just like playing Dark Souls - you die a lot, but it feels amazing when you win. When I'm not battling merge conflicts or negotiating with AI overlords, you can find me trying to convince my rubber duck that my code is actually working.
🛠️ Tech Stack
TypeScript 12 hrs 42 mins ███████████░░░░░░░ 45.32%
JavaScript 8 hrs 15 mins ███████░░░░░░░░░░░ 29.43%
Python 4 hrs 31 mins ████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 16.12%
CSS 2 hrs 12 mins ██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 7.89%
JSON 20 mins ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 1.24%
🎮 Current Side Quests
🦸♂️ Project Nexus - An AI that writes your commit messages (and your excuses)
🏰 Grid Master - CSS framework that automatically fixes your centering issues
☕ JavaScripted - IoT coffee maker that brews based on your bug count
💻 Code Sample (Don't Try This at Home)
fixBug(bug: Bug): void {
while (bug.exists()) {
this.drinkCoffee();
this.googlesStackOverflow();
if (Math.random() < 0.001) {
this.actuallyFixBug(bug);
}
}
}
private googlesStackOverflow(): void {
console.log("Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V");
}
Frontend Development ████████░░
Backend Development ███████░░░
Googling Error Messages ██████████
Blaming the Compiler █████████░
Pretending to Understand Bitcoin ███░░░░░░░
🤝 Connect With Me (I Promise I Don't Bite... Much)
📝 Latest Blog Posts (Warning: May Contain Traces of Humor)
Why 'Hello World' is Actually a Cry for Help Top 10 Excuses for Missing Deadlines: A Developer's Guide The Art of Looking Busy While Waiting for Code to Compile
⚡ Fun Facts (Now with 50% More Fun!)
🎲 My code has more bugs than a tropical rainforest
🏆 I once fixed a production bug using only interpretive dance
🌟 My rubber duck has threatened to quit multiple times
🎵 I write commit messages in iambic pentameter
🔧 I've automated my entire life, except remembering to drink water
🎲 Roll the Dice!
Click here for a random programming joke!
🎲 Roll for Initiative!
You rolled a 20! Critical success in coding today!
🃏 Draw a Card
You drew the "Stack Overflow is Down" card. Good luck!
🎁 Open Loot Box
You found: 3 energy drinks, 1 rubber duck, and a mysterious bug!
🎮 Mini-Games
🎯 Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
🎲 Daily Quest
Today's Quest: Fix 3 bugs without creating 5 new ones
🎵 Background Music
🎼 Choose Your Coding Soundtrack
🌟 Power-Ups Available!
🏰 Developer's Inventory
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║ INVENTORY ║
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║ [☕] Coffee Potions: ∞ ║
║ [🔧] Debug Tools: 3 ║
║ [📚] Stack Overflow Bookmarks: 9999+ ║
║ [🦆] Rubber Ducks: 42 ║
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 |  Reward: +100 XP |
 |  Reward: Legendary Coffee Mug |
📊 View Skill Progress
Frontend Mastery:
Backend Wisdom:
Coffee Resistance:
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Stack Overflow Fame:
Current Mood: [░░░░░████░░░░░] Coffee Level Critical!
🌟 View Latest Achievements
🏆 Survived Code Review
🎖️ Debugged Without Google
🌟 Made Code Work on First Try
⭐ Found Missing Semicolon
🥚 Find Hidden Easter Eggs
You found a secret! Here's a cookie: 🍪 💭 Generate Developer Wisdom
"It works on my machine" - Every Developer Ever
Made with ❤️ and excessive amounts of ☕
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