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Angel Garbarino: The person the invited auto-correct should burn in hello.
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Ryan Reynolds: People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
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Mel Vee:
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.Nah I'd rather use this Deadpool quote. Gonna eat till I'm tired and then sleep till I'm hungry. -
Blayne Beacham: Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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Lindsay Johnston: According to my research, on average, ladies are 312% more effective at teaching programming than men. Thank you Angel. Okay ladies now let's get in formation--Beyonce
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RuggLife: What am I even doing here?
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PenFold: The Chupa Chups logo was designed by Salvador Dali
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DawnT: The thought of how to eat an elephant makes me queasy so instead: “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu. And I've already made it to page 256!
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Cam Leahy: Toy boat. toy. boat. Toyboat toyboyt taboytabotabwuhta GAAAAAAH!!!