This is Hans.
He is on a quest for world domination. This makes him forget to do inferior things like eating or sleeping, so he needs your help doing that.
Hans has his roots written on a TI Voyage 200 in countless of math lessons. This is kind of a port of the original version, with a lot of features still missing.
The current version just needs a browser and can be played here: https://tourn.github.io/tama-rot/