autolog.js

/*
autolog-statcenter
a lush discord bot built on discord.js for chatmm
by andihow roasty and the best of the chatmm massive
*/
// var token = '';
var token = require('./token.js').token;
const Discord = require("discord.js");
const client = new Discord.Client();
var newUsers = new Discord.Collection();
var delay=500; //.5 second
var currentYear = new Date().getFullYear();
var currentdate = new Date();
var datetime = currentdate.getDate() + "/" + (parseInt(currentdate.getMonth()) + 1) + "/" + currentdate.getFullYear();
//plug stuff
const PlugAPI = require('plugapi');
var plugusername = require('./token.js').plugusername;
var plugpw = require('./token.js').plugpw;
var plugBot = new PlugAPI ({
  email: plugusername,
  password: plugpw,
});

plugBot.connect('exp-noise-weirdshit-novelty')
plugBot.on('roomJoin', function(room) {
    console.log("Plug bot has joined " + room);
});

var plugwoot = plugBot.woot();

//### !commands ###

//defines ! as prefix for command
client.on("message", msg => {
  let prefix = "!";
  if(!msg.content.startsWith(prefix)) return;

//!help
 if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "help")) {
   msg.channel.sendMessage(`I can !johnsim [insert-opinion-here], !hug, !grouphug !currentyear, !cointoss, !doggo, !hype, !gender or !opinion [@-user-here].`);
   console.log(currentdate + " - Someone got help.");
  }

//!plug
//need to add a callback incase nobody is playing anything
// if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "plug")) {
//   var plugtrack = plugBot.getMedia().title;
//   var plugartist = plugBot.getMedia().author;
//   msg.channel.send(`https://plug.dj/exp-noise-weirdshit-novelty`);
//   msg.channel.send('Now playing: ' + plugartist + ' - ' +plugtrack);
//   console.log("Someone inquired about plug");
//   console.log(plugBot.getMedia().title);
// }

//!johnsim
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "johnsim")) {
    let userinput = msg.content;
    jonpinion = userinput.substring(8, 1800);
    let adjective1s = [`shocked`, `disturbed`, `weirded out`, `at a loss for words`];
    let johnner = msg.author;
    let adjective2s = [`moronic`, `disturbing`, `hilarious`, `retarded`, `fucked up`, `crazy`, `surreal`, `creepy`];
      let i1 = Math.floor(Math.random() * 4);
      let adjective1 = adjective1s[i1];
      let i2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * 8);
      let adjective2 = adjective2s[i2];
  msg.channel.sendMessage(`:robot: Robbie The Robot: Wow, I'm ${adjective1} by you thinking ${jonpinion}. It's absolutely ${adjective2} that ${johnner} really thinks${jonpinion}.`);
  console.log(currentdate + " John Spoke")
  }

//!currentyear
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "currentyear")) {
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`The current year is ${currentYear}`);
    console.log(currentdate + " - Displayed the Current Year");
  }

//!hug
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "hug")) {
    let userToHug = msg.author;
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`*gives ${userToHug} a warm hug.*`)
    console.log(currentdate + " Gave a hug.");
  }

//!grouphug
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "grouphug")) {
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`:heart: :heart: :heart: @everyone partakes in a compulsory group hug. :heart: :heart: :heart: `);
    console.log(currentdate + " was fascist about hugs.");
  }

//!opinion
    let userToOpinion = msg.mentions.users.first();
  if ( msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "opinion") && (typeof userToOpinion !== 'undefined') ){
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`Computing Objectively Correct Opinion...`);
    let opinions = [
      userToOpinion + " is probably wrong.",
      userToOpinion + " probably just needs a kiss.",
      userToOpinion + " is just being edgy tbh.",
      "I'm shocked that you think that,  " + userToOpinion + ".",
      userToOpinion + " speaks total truth.",
      userToOpinion + " is correct, despite popular belief.",
      "Thats right, " + userToOpinion +". Absolutely right."];
    let i = Math.floor(Math.random() * 7);
    let selectedopinion = opinions[i];
    setTimeout(function() {
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`${selectedopinion}`);
  }, delay);
    console.log(currentdate + " - Corrected an opinion");
  }

//!gender
      let userToGender = msg.mentions.users.first();
  if ( msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "gender") && (typeof userToOpinion !== 'undefined') ){
      let genders = require('./genders.js').genders;
      let i = Math.floor(Math.random() * genders.length);
      let selectedgender = "Did you just assume "+msg.mentions.users.first()+"'s gender? For your information, it's *"+genders[i][0]+"*";
      let genderdescription = '"'+genders[i][1]+'"';
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`${selectedgender}`);
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`${genderdescription}`);
    console.log(currentdate + " - Assumed a gender." )
  }

//!hype
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "hype")){
      let hypephrases = require('./hypephrases.js').hypephrases;
      let i = Math.floor(Math.random() * 69);
      let selectedhype = hypephrases[i];
      msg.channel.sendMessage(`${selectedhype}`);
    console.log(currentdate + " - Generated Hype");
  }

//!doggo
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "doggo")) {
      let barks = require('./barks.js').barks;
      // Select a random woof from Barks array
      let pickBark = barks[Math.floor(Math.random() * barks.length)]; 
      msg.channel.sendMessage(":dog: Richard Divine The Pup: " + pickBark + " :dog:");
    console.log("WOOF WOOF");
    }

//!cointoss
  if (msg.content.startsWith(prefix + "cointoss")) {
      let userWhoTossed = msg.mentions.users.first();
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`Rotating Airborn Coin...`);
      let outcomes = [
      "Heads.", "Tails."];
      let i = Math.floor(Math.random() * 2);
      let selectedoutcomes = outcomes[i];
      setTimeout(function() {
    msg.channel.sendMessage(`${selectedoutcomes}`);
  }, delay);
    console.log(currentdate + " " + userWhoTossed + " Tossed a coin.");
    }

});

//### End of !commands ###

//### Easter Eggs ###

// EdgeMeter variables
var edge_counter = 0;
var edge_timeout;
var edge_delay = 1000*60*5; // 5 minute timeout

// Edge Meter TM
client.on("message", msg => {
    let edge_triggers = require('./edge_triggers.js').edge_triggers;
    let edge_found = false;

    for (i=0 ; i<edge_triggers.length; i++) { 
      messagecontent = msg.content.toLowerCase();
      if (messagecontent.includes(edge_triggers[i])) { edge_found = true }
    }
    if (edge_found){
      clearTimeout(edge_timeout);
      edge_timeout = setTimeout(function() { edge_counter = 0; }, edge_delay);
      edge_counter = edge_counter + 10;
      if(edge_counter < 100) {
        msg.channel.sendMessage("Edge Level: " + edge_counter.toString() + "% - Please check your privilege.");
      }
      if(edge_counter >= 100 && edge_counter < 200) {
        msg.channel.sendMessage(":warning: :warning: **EDGE LEVEL: " + edge_counter.toString() + "% - EDGE OVERDRIVE** :warning: :warning:");
        msg.channel.sendMessage("http://i.imgur.com/wnIaRyJ.gif");
      }
      if (edge_counter >= 200) {
        msg.channel.sendMessage(":warning: :warning: **EDGE LEVEL: " + edge_counter.toString() + "% = EDGE CORE MELTDOWN IMMINENT** :warning: :warning:");
        msg.channel.sendMessage("http://i.imgur.com/avHnbUZ.gif");
      }
      console.log(currentdate + " - EdgeMeter Increased");
    }
});

//Secret phrase triggers bot racism.
client.on("message", msg => {
    if (msg.content.includes("14 words")) {
        msg.channel.sendMessage(`https://i.imgur.com/6UrhSq4.png`);
        console.log(currentdate + " - Smashed Racism");
    }
});

client.on("message", msg => {
    if (msg.content.includes("Zoe Quinn") || (msg.content.includes("zoe quinn")) ) {
        msg.channel.sendMessage(`https://www.patreon.com/zoe`);
        console.log(currentdate + " - Helped out Zoe");
    }
});

//announce user who's entered
client.on("guildMemberAdd", (member) => {
    console.log(currentdate + ` New User "${member.user.username}" has entered the room.` );
    member.guild.defaultChannel.sendMessage(`${member.user.username} has entered the room.`);
});

//announce user who's become active
client.on("guildMemberAvailable", (member) => {
    console.log(currentdate + ` New User "${member.user.username}" has entered the room.` );
    member.guild.defaultChannel.sendMessage(`${member.user.username} has entered the room.`);
});

//announce user who's left
client.on("guildMemberRemove", (member) => {
  console.log(currentdate + ` New User "${member.user.username}" has left the room. `);
  member.guild.defaultChannel.sendMessage(`${member.user.username} has left the room.`)
})

//"I am alive" message for cli console
client.on('ready', () => {
  console.log('It is ' + currentdate + ' and I have awoken!');
});

client.login(token);