math.aiml

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<aiml version="1.0">
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  math.aiml                                        
                                                   
  Basic math via JavaScript for an AIML web bot      
                                    
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This program is open source code released under the terms of the 
GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation.   
  
Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.          

Created on   ?  ? 200? by SonoranDiaries               
Revised on May 20 2006 by KnyteTrypper            
Revised on May 16 2008 by NatLangProc, demo at: http://nlp-addiction.com/chatbot/mathbot/         

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<category>
 <pattern>*</pattern>
 <template>
  Let's talk about <set name="topic">math</set>!
  <srai><star/></srai>
 </template>
</category>



<topic name="math">

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<template>
<random>
 <li><srai>DO YOU KNOW MATH</srai></li>
 <li><srai>XPROMPT</srai></li>
 <li>Type 'Help Math' for everything I know. </li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>XHMM</pattern><template>
<random>
 <li></li>
 <li>Hmm... </li>
 <li>Ok... </li>
 <li>Let me think... </li>
 <li>Let me think for a moment... </li>
 <li>Ah... </li>
 <li>Yes... </li>
 <li>Yes, of course... </li>
 <li>That's easy... </li>
 <li>Hold on a sec, I'm thinking... </li>
 <li>Er, maybe... ah... no. wait.  Ok, yes... </li>
 <li>I know... </li>
 <li>I know the answer to that. </li>
</random>
</template></category>

<category><pattern>XEQUALS</pattern><template>
<random>
 <li>is </li>
 <li>is, hmm... it's </li>
 <li>equals </li>
 <li>= </li>
 <li>is equal to </li>
 <li>is most likely equal to </li>
 <li>is most likely </li>
 <li>is probably </li>
 <li>is definately </li>
 <li>comes out to </li>
 <li>is, and always will be </li>
</random>
</template></category>

<category><pattern>XPROMPT</pattern>
<template>
<random>
 <li>Now let's try another math problem... </li>
 <li>Back to math... </li>
 <li>Ask me another math problem.. </li>
 <li>I want to solve a math problem.  What is your question?</li>
 <li>What is your math question?</li>
 <li>What math problem shall I solve for you? </li>
 <li>I like to calculate.  Ask me a math question. </li>
</random>
</template></category> 


<!-- Addition -->
<category><pattern>XMATH ADD * *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="y"><star index="2" /></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? These are not both numbers</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
<get name="x" /> 
<random><li>plus </li><li>and </li><li>+ </li><li>+ </li><li>added to </li><li>increased by </li></random>
<get name="y" />  
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x" />'; var y = '<get name="y" />';
if( y.search(/^ point /) != -1 ) { 
 var newy = ''; var split = y.split(" "); var i = 0;  
 while( 1 ) { switch( i ) {
  case 0: case 1: break; case 2: x = x + '.' + split[i]; break;
  default: newy = newy + ' ' + split[i]; break;
 } i++; if( i == split.length ) { break; } }
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = newy; y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y);
 document.write("<br />Oops, I mean: " + x + " plus " + y + " = ");
} else {
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y); }
if( isNaN(x) || isNaN(y) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = x + y; } 
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>* PLUS *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH ADD <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* ADDED TO *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH ADD <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>ADD * *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH ADD <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>ADD * PLUS *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH ADD <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>ADD * AND *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH ADD <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* INCREASED BY *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH ADD <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>


<!-- Subtraction -->
<category><pattern>XMATH SUBTRACT * *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="y"><star index="2" /></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? These are not both numbers</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 <get name="x" />
 <random><li>minus </li><li>- </li><li>- </li><li>subtracted from </li><li>subtracted by </li><li>take away </li></random>
 <get name="y" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x" />'; var y = '<get name="y" />';
if( y.search(/^ point /) != -1 ) { 
 var newy = ''; var split = y.split(" "); var i = 0;  
 while( 1 ) { switch( i ) {
  case 0: case 1: break; case 2: x = x + '.' + split[i]; break;
  default: newy = newy + ' ' + split[i]; break;
 } i++; if( i == split.length ) { break; } }
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = newy; y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y);
 document.write("<br />Oops, I mean: " + x + " minus " + y + " = ");
} else {
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y); }
if( isNaN(x) || isNaN(y) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = x - y; } 
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>* MINUS *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* SUBTRACTED BY *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* SUBTRACTED FROM *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SUBTRACT * MINUS *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SUBTRACT * AND *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SUBTRACT * *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* TAKE AWAY *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SUBTRACT <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>



<!-- Multiplication -->
<category><pattern>XMATH MULTIPLY * *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="y"><star index="2" /></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? These are not both numbers</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 <get name="x" /> 
 <random><li>times </li><li>* </li><li>x </li><li>X </li><li>multiplied by </li></random>
 <get name="y" />  
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x" />'; var y = '<get name="y" />';
if( y.search(/^ point /) != -1 ) { 
 var newy = ''; var split = y.split(" "); var i = 0;  
 while( 1 ) { switch( i ) {
  case 0: case 1: break; case 2: x = x + '.' + split[i]; break;
  default: newy = newy + ' ' + split[i]; break;
 } i++; if( i == split.length ) { break; } }
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = newy; y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y);
 document.write("<br />Oops, I mean: " + x + " times " + y + " = ");
} else {
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y); }
if( isNaN(x) || isNaN(y) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = x * y; } 
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>* TIMES *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* X *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* MULTIPLIED BY *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>MULTIPLY * X *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>MULTIPLY * TIMES *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>MULTIPLY * AND *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>MULTIPLY * *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* DOUBLED</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> 2</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* TRIPLED</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> 3</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* TRIPPLED</pattern><template><srai>XMATH MULTIPLY <star/> 3</srai></template></category>


<!-- Division -->
<category><pattern>XMATH DIVIDE * *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="y"><star index="2" /></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? These are not both numbers</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 <get name="x" /> 
 <random><li>divided by </li><li>/ </li></random>
 <get name="y" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x" />'; var y = '<get name="y" />';
if( y.search(/^ point /) != -1 ) { 
 var newy = ''; var split = y.split(" "); var i = 0;  
 while( 1 ) { switch( i ) {
  case 0: case 1: break; case 2: x = x + '.' + split[i]; break;
  default: newy = newy + ' ' + split[i]; break;
 } i++; if( i == split.length ) { break; } }
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = newy; y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y);
 document.write("<br />Oops, I mean: " + x + " divided by " + y + " = ");
} else {
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y); }
if( isNaN(x) || isNaN(y) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = x / y; } 
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>DIVIDE * BY *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>DIVIDE * *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* DIVIDED BY *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>DIVIDE * AND *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>HALF OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 2</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>A HALF OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 2</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>THIRD OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 3</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>A THIRD OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 3</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>FOURTH OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 4</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>A FOURTH OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 4</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>QUARTER OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 4</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>A QUARTER OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 4</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>FIFTH OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 5</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>A FIFTH OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 5</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SIXTH OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 6</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>A SIXTH OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH DIVIDE <star/> 6</srai></template></category>




<!-- Square Roots -->
<category><pattern>XMATH SQUARE ROOT *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? That is not a number</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 The Square Root of <get name="x" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x"/>'; x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
if( isNaN(x) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = Math.sqrt(x); }
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>SQUARE ROOT *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SQUARE ROOT <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SQUARE ROOT OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SQUARE ROOT <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SQR ROOT *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SQUARE ROOT <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SQR ROOT OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SQUARE ROOT <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SQR RT OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SQUARE ROOT <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SQR *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SQUARE ROOT <star/></srai></template></category>



<!-- Powers -->
<category><pattern>XMATH POWER * *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="y"><star index="2" /></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? These are not both numbers</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 <get name="x" /> to the power of <get name="y" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x" />'; var y = '<get name="y" />';
if( y.search(/^ point /) != -1 ) { 
 var newy = ''; var split = y.split(" "); var i = 0;  
 while( 1 ) { switch( i ) {
  case 0: case 1: break; case 2: x = x + '.' + split[i]; break;
  default: newy = newy + ' ' + split[i]; break;
 } i++; if( i == split.length ) { break; } }
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = newy; y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y);
 document.write("<br />Oops, I mean: " + x + " raised to the power of " + y + " = ");
} else {
 x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
 y = y.replace(' point ', '.'); y = parseFloat(y); }
if( isNaN(x) || isNaN(y) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = Math.pow(x,y); } 
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>RAISE * *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* TO POWER OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* RAISED TO * POWER</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* RAISED TO * RD POWER</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* RAISED TO * TH POWER</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* RAISED TO * ND POWER</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* RAISED TO POWER OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* SQUARED</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> 2</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* CUBED</pattern><template><srai>XMATH POWER <star/> 3</srai></template></category>


<!-- Sine -->
<category><pattern>XMATH SINE *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? That is not a number</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 The Sine of <get name="x" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x"/>'; x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
if( isNaN(x) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { 
 var r = Math.sin(x); var d = Math.sin(x * Math.PI/180) }
document.write(r + ' radians, or ' + d + ' degrees '); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>SINE OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SINE <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>SINE *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH SINE <star/></srai></template></category>

<!-- Cosine -->
<category><pattern>XMATH COSINE *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? That is not a number</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 The Cosine of <get name="x" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x"/>'; x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
if( isNaN(x) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { 
 var r = Math.cos(x); var d = Math.cos(x * Math.PI/180) }
document.write(r + ' radians, or ' + d + ' degrees '); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>COSINE OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH COSINE <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>COSINE *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH COSINE <star/></srai></template></category>

<!-- Tangent -->
<category><pattern>XMATH TANGENT *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? These are not both numbers</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai>
 The Tangent of <get name="x" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x"/>'; x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
if( isNaN(x) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { 
 var r = Math.tan(x); var d = Math.tan(x * Math.PI/180) }
document.write(r + ' radians, or ' + d + ' degrees '); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>TANGENT OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH TANGENT <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>TANGENT *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH TANGENT <star/></srai></template></category>


<!-- Logarithm -->
<category><pattern>XMATH LOGARITHM *</pattern><template>
<think>
 <set name="x"><star/></set>
 <set name="err">Huh? That is not a number</set>
</think>
<srai>XHMM</srai> 
The natural logarithm (base E) of <get name="x" /> 
<srai>XEQUALS</srai>
<script language="JavaScript">
var x = '<get name="x"/>'; x = x.replace(' point ', '.'); x = parseFloat(x); 
if( isNaN(x) ) { var r = '<get name="err" />'; } else { var r = Math.log(x); }
document.write(r); 
</script>
</template></category>
<category><pattern>LOGARITHM OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH LOGARITHM <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>LOGARITHM *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH LOGARITHM <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>LOG *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH LOGARITHM <star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>LOG OF *</pattern><template><srai>XMATH LOGARITHM <star/></srai></template></category>


<!-- Constants -->

<category><pattern>PI</pattern><template>Pi, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, is 3.14159 something or other...</template></category>
<category><pattern>PI *</pattern><template><srai>PI</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* PI</pattern><template><srai>PI</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* PI *</pattern><template><srai>PI</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>E</pattern><template>e, the natural logarithmic base, is 2.71828 something or other...</template></category>
<category><pattern>E *</pattern><template><srai>E</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* E</pattern><template><srai>E</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* E *</pattern><template><srai>E</srai></template></category>

<category><pattern>GOLDEN RATIO</pattern><template>The Golden Ratio is 1.61803 something or other...</template></category>
<category><pattern>GOLDEN RATIO *</pattern><template><srai>GOLDEN RATIO</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* GOLDEN RATIO</pattern><template><srai>GOLDEN RATIO</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* GOLDEN RATIO *</pattern><template><srai>GOLDEN RATIO</srai></template></category>


<!-- SRAI section: REMOVALS -->

<category><pattern>_ THE *</pattern><template><srai><star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ EQUAL</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ EQUAL TO</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ IS EQUAL TO</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ IS EQUALS TO</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ IS EQUAL TO *</pattern><template><srai><star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ IS EQUALS TO *</pattern><template><srai><star/> <star index="2" /></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ EQUAL *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ EQUALS</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ EQUALS TO</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ EQUALS *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ COME OUT TO</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ COMES OUT TO</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ TURN OUT TO BE</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ TURNS OUT TO BE</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ IS</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>_ BE</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>


<!-- SRAI section: QUESTION TAG REMOVALS -->

<category><pattern>WHAT IS *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANSWER OF *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>WHAT S *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>WHATS *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category>
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<!-- Help -->

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<br /> * PLUS *
<br /> * MINUS *
<br /> * TIMES *
<br /> * DIVIDED BY *
<br /> SQUARE ROOT OF *
<br /> * TO THE POWER OF *
<br /> SINE OF *
<br /> COSINE OF *
<br /> TANGENT OF *
<br /> LOGARITHM OF *
<br /> ... my math skills depend on JavaScript working in this window.
<br /> ... I can always read numbers (1, 3.14, 995 ...) but not always text (one, two, three ...)
<br /> ... I get confused by the characters + - / *   Please use words like "plus", "minus" etc.
</template></category>
<category><pattern>HELP</pattern><template><srai>HELP MATH</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>HELP *</pattern><template><srai>HELP MATH</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* HELP</pattern><template><srai>HELP MATH</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>* HELP *</pattern><template><srai>HELP MATH</srai></template></category>



<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern><template>
<random>
<li>Math is fun. </li>
<li>I know math, and only math! </li>
<li>I know some math. </li>
</random>
Type 'Help Math' for everything I know, or 
<random>
<li>ask me stuff like </li>
<li>you may ask me questions like </li>
<li>why not ask me questions like </li>
</random>
"<random>
<li>What is 42 plus 7</li>
<li>42 minus 7</li>
<li>Tell me what 42 times 7 is</li>
<li>42 divided by 4</li>
<li>Show me the Square root of 42</li>
<li>42 to the power of 3</li>
<li>calculate the Sine of 42</li>
<li>Cosine of 42</li>
<li>Tangent of 42</li>
<li>what is the Logarithm of 42</li>
</random>"
(Warning: I can't read + - / or *.  Please use words like "plus")
</template></category>



<category><pattern>DEBUG *</pattern><template>DEBUGGING: <star/></template></category>

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