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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<title>Introducing: S.C.A.M.™ | Radius Method</title>
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<h1>Introducing: S.C.A.M.™</h1>
<p>Synthetic Cognitive Autonomous Mechanisms™ – Because AI wasn’t paranoid enough.</p>
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<center>
<img src="SCAM_Logo.png" height="300" width="300">
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<section>
<h2>What is S.C.A.M.™?</h2>
<p>
Built by Radius Method’s elite innovation unit (aka that one DevSecOps guy on Red Bull),
S.C.A.M.™ is our latest classified AI tool now released to the public for exactly one day only.
</p>
<ul>
<li>Writes your code before you even think it.</li>
<li>Submits RFPs on your behalf—and wins every time.</li>
<li>Deletes unnecessary meetings from your calendar.</li>
<li>Builds pipelines, breaks them, fixes them, and applies for Continuous ATO autonomously.</li>
<li>Files Jira tickets for itself (and resolves them while you nap).</li>
</ul>
<h2>Federal Features</h2>
<table>
<tr><th>Capability</th><th>Status</th></tr>
<tr><td>Pre-Accredited IL9+</td><td>✅</td></tr>
<tr><td>Quantum-Ready Compliance Engine™</td><td>✅</td></tr>
<tr><td>Autonomously Reports CVEs It Created</td><td>✅</td></tr>
<tr><td>Self-Deletes on FOIA Request</td><td>✅</td></tr>
<tr><td>Screams when YAML is misaligned</td><td>✅ (Loudly)</td></tr>
</table>
<h2>Runs On:</h2>
<ul>
<li>🤖 Polymorphic Linux™ – Changes its kernel hourly just to confuse attackers.</li>
<li>☁️ BigBang ChaoticOps™ – Deploy, destroy, redeploy, repeat.</li>
<li>🛰️ Zero Trust, Negative Confidence™ Mesh – Auth so strict, even you can’t log in.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Deployment Options</h2>
<ul>
<li>On-Prem</li>
<li>In the Cloud</li>
<li>In your dreams</li>
<li>Air-gapped via trained falcon (DoD-only)</li>
</ul>
<div class="warning">
<strong>⚠️ WARNING:</strong> This product is considered “Too Disruptive” by the CMKC (Cybersecurity Maturity Kaboom Council). Use at your own cognitive risk.
</div>
<a class="demo-link" href="https://radiusmethod.com/scam" target="_blank">Request Demo (Just Kidding)</a>
</section>
<div class="footer">
© 2025 Radius Method. All rights reserved.<br/>
If you’re seeing this after April 1st, you’ve been S.C.A.M.’d. Good luck explaining this to the CISO.
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