cah_blue_box.json

{
    "id": "cah_blue_box",
    "name": "CAH: Blue Box",
    "accent_background": "#36a",
    "accent_color": "white",
    "author": "Cards Against Humanity",
    "license": "Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0",
    "license_url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/",
    "cards": [
        {
            "id": "b_fuckthisbs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kimjongun",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un,<br>our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_maypass",
            "content": {
                "en": "_______ may pass, but _______ will last forever."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_goodfun",
            "content": {
                "en": "She's up all night for good fun.<br>I'm up all night for _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_fratoperation",
            "content": {
                "en": "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_japanversion",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_baddevildeal",
            "content": {
                "en": "In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _______, but all I got was _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_crazymovie",
            "content": {
                "en": "You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _______, and then there's some stuff about _______, and then it ends with _______."
            },
            "pick": 3
        },
        {
            "id": "b_neverbesame",
            "content": {
                "en": "_______ will never be the same after _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_wesfilm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_genesis",
            "content": {
                "en": "In the beginning, there was _______.<br>And the Lord said, \"Let there be _______.\""
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_fununtilweird",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's fun until it gets weird?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_learnalongway",
            "content": {
                "en": "We never did find _______, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_beardlady",
            "content": {
                "en": "You've seen the bearded lady!<br>You've seen the ring of fire!<br>Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_tinypeencomp",
            "content": {
                "en": "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?"
            },
            "pick": 1,
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "b_countryclubnono",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _______ at the country club."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_2aminhereyes",
            "content": {
                "en": "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she<\/i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_peasantsinline",
            "content": {
                "en": "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_oprahhopebook",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oprah's book of the month is \"_______ For _______: A Story of Hope.\""
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_iamliterally",
            "content": {
                "en": "Do <i>not<\/i> fuck with me! I am literally _______ right now."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_adventureromance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Adventure.<br>Romance.<br>_______.<br><br>From Paramount Pictures, \"_______.\""
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_destroyerofworlds",
            "content": {
                "en": "I am become _______, destroyer of _______!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lurksinthenight",
            "content": {
                "en": "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_betterstayaway",
            "content": {
                "en": "If you can't handle _______, you'd better stay away from _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lifeprime",
            "content": {
                "en": "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_highmesmerized",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_hottestalbum",
            "content": {
                "en": "This year's hottest album is \"_______\" by _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_everystep",
            "content": {
                "en": "Every step towards _______ gets me a little closer to _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_supercharged",
            "content": {
                "en": "Forget everything you know about _______, because now we've supercharged it with _______!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_honeyroleplay",
            "content": {
                "en": "Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _______, and I'll be _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mtndewflavor",
            "content": {
                "en": "Do the Dew &reg; with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_priceless",
            "content": {
                "en": "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _______: priceless."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_jackiechancomedy",
            "content": {
                "en": "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_caseytoprincipal",
            "content": {
                "en": "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_aagiftedkids",
            "content": {
                "en": "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _______ at their own pace."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_heedmyvoice",
            "content": {
                "en": "Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _______, and I will not tolerate _______!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_dontmeantobrag",
            "content": {
                "en": "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whybroke",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why am I broke?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_doctorhelpmybutt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Help me doctor, I've got _______ in my butt!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mtvkendra",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _______, and I love to have a good time."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_patientpresents",
            "content": {
                "en": "Patient presents with _______. Likely a result of _______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lifeinfastlane",
            "content": {
                "en": "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_awkwardsauna",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's making things awkward in the sauna?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_twocopsmovie",
            "content": {
                "en": "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_worstdayever",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having the worst day EVER. #_______"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_gwfarewell",
            "content": {
                "en": "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_casualfriday",
            "content": {
                "en": "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \"_______ Friday.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_bonerkill",
            "content": {
                "en": "What killed my boner?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_yomamafat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Yo' mama so fat she _______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_goodenough4me",
            "content": {
                "en": "Well if _______ is good enough for _______, it's good enough for me."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_acctjim",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"_______\". Can you explain?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_zoloft",
            "content": {
                "en": "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _______? Zoloft.&reg;"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_damnilove",
            "content": {
                "en": "WHOOO! God damn I love _______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_audacityobama",
            "content": {
                "en": "Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of _______\", by Barack Obama."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_creamofsoup",
            "content": {
                "en": "And today's soup is Cream of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_comehometothis",
            "content": {
                "en": "I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _______!?"
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_datepolicy",
            "content": {
                "en": "I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_cowboysand",
            "content": {
                "en": "When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_thisisamerica",
            "content": {
                "en": "This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_15bloopers",
            "content": {
                "en": "You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious _______ Bloopers!"
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_lonelyjames",
            "content": {
                "en": "James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_dontworrykid",
            "content": {
                "en": "Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with _______ for 20 years."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_grandpashoes",
            "content": {
                "en": "My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_powerfulman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Behind every powerful man is _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_millionsstruggle",
            "content": {
                "en": "You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _______ every day."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_cometodubai",
            "content": {
                "en": "Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _______ by the poolside."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_thisissparta",
            "content": {
                "en": "\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS _______!\""
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_garycorneroffice",
            "content": {
                "en": "Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_eatpeyote",
            "content": {
                "en": "I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_buffwingprefs",
            "content": {
                "en": "And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _______?"
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_sixthingslol",
            "content": {
                "en": "The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _______ LOL!"
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_whynomakelove",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it _______?"
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_puberty",
            "content": {
                "en": "Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _______. This is normal."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_sorrychen",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_misstn",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_aftersexplans",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_roompresence",
            "content": {
                "en": "Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of _______ in this room."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_yanomamo",
            "content": {
                "en": "To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _______ without crying out."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_nickcannon",
            "content": {
                "en": "Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got _______."
            }
        },
        {
            "pick": 1,
            "id": "b_czar",
            "content": {
                "en": "If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_opiumeyes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crazy opium eyes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_10anusfacts",
            "content": {
                "en": "10 Incredible Facts About the Anus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_interhandshake",
            "content": {
                "en": "An interracial handshake."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mtsjointpain",
            "content": {
                "en": "Moderate-to-severe joint pain."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_finishindians",
            "content": {
                "en": "Finally finishing off the Indians."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sugarmad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sugar madness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boringmutants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_secretfemsat",
            "content": {
                "en": "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_complexmideast",
            "content": {
                "en": "The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_magicalcorpsefuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fucking a corpse back to life."
            },
            "flags": "w g s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ndgreathits",
            "content": {
                "en": "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hidethegay",
            "content": {
                "en": "Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mcribmystery",
            "content": {
                "en": "Whatever a McRib&reg; is made of."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ncopiv",
            "content": {
                "en": "No clothes on, penis in vagina.",
                "de": "Keine Kleidung anhaben, Penis in Vagina."
            },
            "flags": "s gn gnm gnf"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_allsingleladies",
            "content": {
                "en": "All the single ladies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexywhisper",
            "content": {
                "en": "Whispering all sexy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_howawesomeiam",
            "content": {
                "en": "How awesome I am.",
                "de": "Wie großartig ich bin."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ass2mouth",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ass to mouth.",
                "de": "Arsch am Mund."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_smokecrack",
            "content": {
                "en": "Smoking crack, for instance."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fallinloo",
            "content": {
                "en": "Falling into the toilet.",
                "de": "In die Toilette fallen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexdancemove",
            "content": {
                "en": "A dance move that's just sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mydicksize",
            "content": {
                "en": "The size of my penis.",
                "de": "Meine Penisgröße."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_someasian",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some sort of Asian."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nohopespiders",
            "content": {
                "en": "A hopeless amount of spiders."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_partymexicans",
            "content": {
                "en": "Party Mexicans."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_responsibledrink",
            "content": {
                "en": "Drinking responsibly."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_safeword",
            "content": {
                "en": "The safe word."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_angelhipsters",
            "content": {
                "en": "Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bouncing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bouncing up and down."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jizz",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jizz.",
                "de": "Samen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ambsarcasm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ambiguous sarcasm."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shinyloverock",
            "content": {
                "en": "A shiny rock that proves I love you."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_demtits",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dem titties.",
                "de": "Diese Titten."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_worthlessson",
            "content": {
                "en": "My worthless son.",
                "de": "Mein wertloser Sohn."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bombpigeons",
            "content": {
                "en": "Exploding pigeons."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ugandanwarlord",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Ugandan warlord."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexdungeon",
            "content": {
                "en": "My sex dungeon."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lipkiss",
            "content": {
                "en": "A kiss on the lips."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cps",
            "content": {
                "en": "Child Protective Services."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spiritdetective",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_doodoo",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doo-doo."
            },
            "flags": "g fe"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_riseofchina",
            "content": {
                "en": "The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sports",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sports.",
                "de": "Sport."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fart",
            "content": {
                "en": "A fart.",
                "de": "Ein Furz."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unquesobed",
            "content": {
                "en": "Unquestioning obedience."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_3shappy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Three consecutive seconds of happiness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_2kindsofnazi",
            "content": {
                "en": "Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_clownbonercoke",
            "content": {
                "en": "Snorting coke off a clown's boner."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_africa",
            "content": {
                "en": "Africa.",
                "de": "Afrika."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_depression",
            "content": {
                "en": "Depression."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_leglesshorse",
            "content": {
                "en": "A horse with no legs.",
                "de": "Ein Pferd ohne Beine."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drifterstrangle",
            "content": {
                "en": "The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_khakis",
            "content": {
                "en": "Khakis."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_interspecmarry",
            "content": {
                "en": "Interspecies marriage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slampoetgender",
            "content": {
                "en": "A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_almosthelphomeless",
            "content": {
                "en": "Almost giving money to a homeless person."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fundipstuff",
            "content": {
                "en": "Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip&reg; until he starts having fun."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whatjesusdo",
            "content": {
                "en": "What Jesus would do.",
                "de": "Was Jesu machen würde."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bloodspitlizard",
            "content": {
                "en": "A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blackula",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blackula."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_godevidence",
            "content": {
                "en": "The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dumbdadface",
            "content": {
                "en": "My dad's dumb fucking face."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_priceali",
            "content": {
                "en": "Prince Ali,<br>fabulous he,<br>Ali Ababwa."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_manhole",
            "content": {
                "en": "A manhole."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexgoblin",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sex goblin with a carnival penis."
            },
            "flags": "w an gn gnm s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cardgameidiots",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexcomet",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_legsharks",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sharks with legs.",
                "de": "Haie mit Beinen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drugvsdrugarms",
            "content": {
                "en": "Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lotsabortions",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lots and lots of abortions.",
                "de": "Viele, viele Abtreibungen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hitlerpersp",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seeing things from Hitler's perspective.",
                "de": "Sich in Hitler hineinversetzen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_toomuchcoke",
            "content": {
                "en": "Too much cocaine."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rightnipplestuff",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doing the right stuff to her nipples."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_giantspacesperm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Giant sperm from outer space."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oil",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oil!",
                "de": "Öl!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ennui",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ennui."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_powerexoskel",
            "content": {
                "en": "A powered exoskeleton."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sadsalad",
            "content": {
                "en": "A disappointing salad."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_momnewbf",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mom's new boyfriend.",
                "de": "Der neue Freund meiner Mutter."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_genitalpunish",
            "content": {
                "en": "Unrelenting genital punishment."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_denzel",
            "content": {
                "en": "Denzel."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_allswimteam",
            "content": {
                "en": "The swim team, all at once."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_8gaywarlocks",
            "content": {
                "en": "The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beingnine",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being nine years old.",
                "de": "Neun Jahre alt sein."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pilzworld",
            "content": {
                "en": "The unbelievable world of mushrooms."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_aflifestyle",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Abercrombie &amp; Fitch lifestyle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vegoptions",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vegetarian options.",
                "de": "Vegetarische Optionen"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_firstperiod",
            "content": {
                "en": "My first period.",
                "de": "Meine erste Periode."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deadawhile",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having been dead for a while."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_backknees",
            "content": {
                "en": "Backwards knees."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_neckparalyze",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being paralyzed from the neck down."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_villageburn",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_zerorisk2k",
            "content": {
                "en": "A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thingcalledlove",
            "content": {
                "en": "A crazy little thing called love."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_athenianfuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ancient Athenian boy-fucking"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wowbazongas",
            "content": {
                "en": "Out-of-this-world bazongas."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_brandoghost",
            "content": {
                "en": "The ghost of Marlon Brando.",
                "de": "Der Geist von Marlon Brando."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_existsuffer",
            "content": {
                "en": "The basic suffering that pervades all of existence."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_truegodworship",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being worshipped as the one true God."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dolphinsexpuzzle",
            "content": {
                "en": "Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.",
                "de": "Herausfinden, wie man einen Delfin ficken kann."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_decpillows",
            "content": {
                "en": "All these decorative pillows."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_potatosaladmouth",
            "content": {
                "en": "A mouthful of potato salad."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_russiasupertuberc",
            "content": {
                "en": "Russian super-tuberculosis."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nosuicidereason",
            "content": {
                "en": "A reason not to commit suicide.",
                "de": "Ein Grund, Selbstmord nicht zu begehen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ketaminereunion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Going to a high school reunion on ketamine."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_timepassage",
            "content": {
                "en": "The passage of time."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cspayments",
            "content": {
                "en": "Child support payments."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_logicandfacts",
            "content": {
                "en": "Changing a person's mind with logic and facts."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bfdumbdick",
            "content": {
                "en": "My boyfriend's stupid penis."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm dg"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fatherkillingtiger",
            "content": {
                "en": "The tiger that killed my father."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_khandna",
            "content": {
                "en": "Genghis Khan's DNA.",
                "de": "Die DNS von Genghis Khan."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boringvagsex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Boring vaginal sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_40acres",
            "content": {
                "en": "40 acres and a mule."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_newporntype",
            "content": {
                "en": "A whole new kind of porn."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cucumberfuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Slowly easing down onto a cucumber."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_smartglasses",
            "content": {
                "en": "Wearing glasses and sounding smart."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_aidsmonkeys",
            "content": {
                "en": "AIDS monkeys.",
                "de": "AIDS-Affen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lawyerteam",
            "content": {
                "en": "A team of lawyers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drivebyshot",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting drive-by shot."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_giraffesnotreal",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not believing in giraffes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_analfissures",
            "content": {
                "en": "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_powdermanbaby",
            "content": {
                "en": "A giant powdery manbaby."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_flamingolegcut",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pfchang",
            "content": {
                "en": "P.F. Chang himself."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_imperialismhistory",
            "content": {
                "en": "An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_garyticket",
            "content": {
                "en": "A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_daddycc",
            "content": {
                "en": "Daddy's credit card.",
                "de": "Die Kreditkarte meines Papas."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nineeleven",
            "content": {
                "en": "September 11th, 2001."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unforgetquinc",
            "content": {
                "en": "An unforgettable quincea&ntilde;era."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deeznuts",
            "content": {
                "en": "Deez nuts."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sjwswithfire",
            "content": {
                "en": "Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_guitarlicks",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some shit-hot guitar licks."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_buttstuff",
            "content": {
                "en": "Butt stuff."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blackface",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blackface."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bjsforall",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blowjobs for everyone."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fierieatsyou",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_westbeautystd",
            "content": {
                "en": "Western standards of beauty."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_angrybeecum",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deadsonglove",
            "content": {
                "en": "My dead son's baseball glove."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goingtojail",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting caught by the police and going to jail."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_horsecumface",
            "content": {
                "en": "A face full of horse cum."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_freeicecream",
            "content": {
                "en": "Free ice cream, yo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_obamawhitehalf",
            "content": {
                "en": "The white half of Barack Obama."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_obamablackhalf",
            "content": {
                "en": "The black half of Barack Obama."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_norealrelationships",
            "content": {
                "en": "An inability to form meaningful relationships."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_godsbassdrop",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_radiatorkid",
            "content": {
                "en": "Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_badgirlfloorshit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_candybuttload",
            "content": {
                "en": "A buttload of candy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yakmilksuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sucking all the milk out of a yak."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bullets",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bullets."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_coolbikeman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_penisloss",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sudden penis loss.",
                "de": "Plötzlicher Penisverlust."
            },
            "flags": "i gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_alloffended",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting all offended."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cryshitspaghetti",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nightofpassion",
            "content": {
                "en": "One unforgettable night of passion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_popularsportdude",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being popular and good at sports."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_anusconcrete",
            "content": {
                "en": "Filling a man's anus with concrete."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whalesfucking",
            "content": {
                "en": "Two whales fucking the shit out of eachother."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cancerteens",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cool, relateable cancer teens."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_amountofgay",
            "content": {
                "en": "The amount of gay I am."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_possiblemuslim",
            "content": {
                "en": "A possible Muslim.",
                "de": "Ein möglicher Muslim."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unsheathhorsecock",
            "content": {
                "en": "Unsheathing my massive horse cock."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_courdbowl",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bowl of gourds."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_malegaze",
            "content": {
                "en": "The male gaze."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_darksidepower",
            "content": {
                "en": "The power of the Dark Side."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dogrip",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ripping a dog in half."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_needvalidation",
            "content": {
                "en": "A constant need for validation."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_meaninglesssex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Meaningless sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_suchbigboy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Such a big boy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_manstoning",
            "content": {
                "en": "Throwing stones at a man until he dies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cancer",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cancer.",
                "de": "Krebs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_milliongators",
            "content": {
                "en": "Like a million alligators."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_eatinglikefamily",
            "content": {
                "en": "Eating together like a god damn family for once."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cuteboys",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cute boys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pussy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pussy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_terriblemom",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being a terrible mother.",
                "de": "Eine furchtbare Mutter sein."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexneveragain",
            "content": {
                "en": "Never having sex again."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pizzaguyfuckedup",
            "content": {
                "en": "A pizza guy who fucked up."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wholelottawoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A whole lotta woman."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nissanpathfinder",
            "content": {
                "en": "The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_visionquest",
            "content": {
                "en": "A peyote-fueled vision quest."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_kale",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kale.",
                "de": "Grünkohl."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tenyearbreastfeed",
            "content": {
                "en": "Breastfeeding a ten year old."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_socialanxiety",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crippling social anxiety."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_immortalcream",
            "content": {
                "en": "Immortality cream."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_texas",
            "content": {
                "en": "Texas."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hjthepenis",
            "content": {
                "en": "Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis."
            },
            "flags": "s gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_turd",
            "content": {
                "en": "A turd.",
                "de": "Eine Kackwurst."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shapesandcolors",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shapes and colors.",
                "de": "Formen und Farben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whatyouwishmom",
            "content": {
                "en": "Whatever you wish, mother."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_iraqichildstare",
            "content": {
                "en": "The haunting stare of an Iraqi child."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_partyrobots",
            "content": {
                "en": "Robots who just want to party."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_selfmicroburrito",
            "content": {
                "en": "A self-microwaving burrito."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_grandmaname",
            "content": {
                "en": "Forgetting grandma's first name.",
                "de": "Omas Vornamen vergessen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_newchickendippers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers&reg;!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wilddreamtreasures",
            "content": {
                "en": "Treasures beyond your wildest dreams."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shotfromcannon",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting shot out of a cannon."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_swordwarbeasts",
            "content": {
                "en": "The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_walkinglassdoor",
            "content": {
                "en": "Walking into a glass door."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_puce",
            "content": {
                "en": "The color \"puce\"."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jaggercharisma",
            "content": {
                "en": "Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_8thgraders",
            "content": {
                "en": "The eighth graders."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fireballohiowheel",
            "content": {
                "en": "Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dentist",
            "content": {
                "en": "The dentist.",
                "de": "Der Zahnarzt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_paltrowopinions",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_infidelbloodriver",
            "content": {
                "en": "Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rabies",
            "content": {
                "en": "Rabies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_swiftnews",
            "content": {
                "en": "Important news about Taylor Swift."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jizzinotherwife",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ejaculating inside another man's wife."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_owlsperfectpred",
            "content": {
                "en": "Owls, the perfect predator."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bemalkovich",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being John Malkovich."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_moonsbloodbath",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oppressedvibrant",
            "content": {
                "en": "An oppressed people with a vibrant culture."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cheesevariety",
            "content": {
                "en": "An overwhelming variety of cheeses."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_readeula",
            "content": {
                "en": "Reading the entire End-User License Agreement."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_morpheus",
            "content": {
                "en": "Morpheus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_buttpeebaby",
            "content": {
                "en": "Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby.",
                "de": "In den Arsch einer Frau pinkeln, um ein Baby zu machen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_generalnoidea",
            "content": {
                "en": "Generally having no idea of what's going on."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cahnotfunny",
            "content": {
                "en": "No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny.",
                "de": "Alle Cards Against Humanity-Karten nicht mehr lustig finden."
            }
        }
    ]
}