diff --git a/api/lint.ts b/api/lint.ts
index eb644fd00..2cbb693f4 100644
--- a/api/lint.ts
+++ b/api/lint.ts
@@ -11,6 +11,8 @@ const ruleNames = Object.keys(plugin.rules) as RuleName[]
 const isRuleName = (rule: string): rule is RuleName =>
   ruleNames.includes(rule as RuleName)
 
+const isExcludedRule = (rule: RuleName) => ['quine'].includes(rule)
+
 const lintLocal = <Rule extends RuleName>(
   code: string,
   rule: Rule,
@@ -48,9 +50,12 @@ const lintServerless = async (request: VercelRequest, res: VercelResponse) => {
   // if (!parsed.success) return res.status(400).send({error: 'Invalid payload'})
   const { code, options, rule } = parsed
 
-  if (!isRuleName(rule)) {
+  if (!isRuleName(rule))
     return res.status(400).send({ error: 'invalid rule name' })
-  }
+
+  if (isExcludedRule(rule))
+    return res.status(400).send({ error: 'rule not supported' })
+
   const lintResults = lintLocal(code, rule, options)
   return res.status(200).send(lintResults)
 }
diff --git a/docs/rules/align.md b/docs/rules/align.md
index 41df14901..14dc5c571 100644
--- a/docs/rules/align.md
+++ b/docs/rules/align.md
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 ---
-title: center
+title: align
 description: Align text elegantly
 ---
 
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ import {ruleName, presetConfigs, initialText} from '../../src/sample-code/align'
 > "Typography is two-dimensional architecture, based on experience and
 > imagination, and guided by rules and readability." — Hermann Zapf
 
-# Enforce elegant text alignment (`align`)
+# align
 
 💼 This rule is enabled in the following [configs](/configs/): 🌐 `all`, ✅
 `recommended`.
diff --git a/docs/rules/index.md b/docs/rules/index.md
index f71c1f1d7..10022e801 100644
--- a/docs/rules/index.md
+++ b/docs/rules/index.md
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@ description: ESLint Plugin Ninja list of rules
 | [prefer-emoji](/rules/prefer-emoji)                       | require variables and properties to be named using emojis | 🔧  |
 | [prefer-npm](/rules/prefer-npm)                           | require from npm instead of using JS builtins             | 🔧  |
 | [prefer-tab](/rules/prefer-tab)                           | require word separators to be tabs, not spaces            | 🔧  |
+| [quine](/rules/quine)                                     | enforce quine                                             |     |
 | [yes](/rules/yes)                                         | enforce nothing                                           |     |
 
 <!-- end auto-generated rules list -->
diff --git a/docs/rules/quine.md b/docs/rules/quine.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..df79a668d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/docs/rules/quine.md
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+---
+title: quine
+description: Enforce quines
+---
+
+<script setup lang="ts">
+import CodeEditor from '../../.vitepress/theme/components/code-editor.vue';
+import {ruleName, initialText} from '../../src/sample-code/quine';
+</script>
+
+> "This sentence contains thirty-six characters."
+
+# Enforce quines (`quine`)
+
+💼 This rule is enabled in the 🌐 `all` [config](/configs/).
+
+<!-- end auto-generated rule header -->
+
+## 💡 Examples
+
+::: code-group
+
+<!-- prettier-ignore -->
+```js [Center]
+// ✅ Correct
+($=_=>`($=${$})()`)()
+```
+
+<!-- prettier-ignore -->
+```js [Right]
+// ✅ Correct
+( function quine() {console.log("( " + quine.toString() + " )()")} )()
+```
+
+:::
+
+## 🔧 Config
+
+```js
+{ rules: { 'ninja/quine': 2 } }
+```
diff --git a/index.ts b/index.ts
index 7d610761f..08dbc685d 100644
--- a/index.ts
+++ b/index.ts
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ import lottery, { RULE_NAME as lotteryName } from './rules/lottery'
 import noRush, { RULE_NAME as noRushName } from './rules/no-rush'
 import noWoof, { RULE_NAME as noWoofName } from './rules/no-woof'
 import noXkcd, { RULE_NAME as noXkcdName } from './rules/no-xkcd'
+import quine, { RULE_NAME as quineName } from './rules/quine'
 import align, { RULE_NAME as alignName } from './rules/align'
 import noCi, { RULE_NAME as noCiName } from './rules/no-ci'
 import noTs, { RULE_NAME as noTsName } from './rules/no-ts'
@@ -45,6 +46,7 @@ const rules = {
   [preferEmojiName]: preferEmoji,
   [preferNpmName]: preferNpm,
   [preferTabName]: preferTab,
+  [quineName]: quine,
   [yesName]: yes,
 } as const
 
@@ -67,13 +69,19 @@ const recommendedRules = [
   preferEmojiName,
   preferNpmName,
   yesName,
-] as const
+] as const satisfies (keyof typeof rules)[]
 
 const all: Record<string, [0 | 1 | 2, unknown]> = {}
 const recommended: Record<string, [0 | 1 | 2, unknown]> = {}
 
-for (const n of Object.keys(rules)) all[`ninja/${n}`] = [2, {}]
-for (const n of recommendedRules) recommended[`ninja/${n}`] = [2, {}]
+const excludedDangerousRules = [quineName]
+
+for (const n of Object.keys(rules) as (keyof typeof rules)[])
+  if (!excludedDangerousRules.includes(n)) all[`ninja/${n}`] = [2, {}]
+
+for (const n of recommendedRules)
+  if (excludedDangerousRules.includes(n)) throw new Error(`Rule ${n} should not be included in recommended rules`)
+  else recommended[`ninja/${n}`] = [2, {}]
 
 recommended['ninja/no-rush'] = [1, { delay: 1 }]
 recommended['ninja/lottery'] = [2, { probability: 0.9 }]
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index fb1da6635..3131e41d9 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
   "name": "eslint-plugin-ninja",
   "description": "Optimized ESLint Rules for Elite Coders",
-  "version": "0.0.8",
+  "version": "0.0.9",
   "homepage": "https://www.dont.ninja",
   "repository": {
     "type": "git",
diff --git a/readme.md b/readme.md
index dad6885a1..5f9e8d841 100644
--- a/readme.md
+++ b/readme.md
@@ -68,6 +68,7 @@ npm i -D eslint-plugin-ninja
 | [prefer-emoji](https://www.dont.ninja/rules/prefer-emoji)                       | require variables and properties to be named using emojis | 🔧  |
 | [prefer-npm](https://www.dont.ninja/rules/prefer-npm)                           | require from npm instead of using JS builtins             | 🔧  |
 | [prefer-tab](https://www.dont.ninja/rules/prefer-tab)                           | require word separators to be tabs, not spaces            | 🔧  |
+| [quine](https://www.dont.ninja/rules/quine)                                     | enforce quine                                             |     |
 | [yes](https://www.dont.ninja/rules/yes)                                         | enforce nothing                                           |     |
 
 <!-- end auto-generated rules list -->
diff --git a/rules/quine.ts b/rules/quine.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b8a922284
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rules/quine.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+import type { RuleContext, RuleListener } from '../utils/eslint-types/Rule'
+
+import { createEslintRule } from '../utils/create-eslint-rule'
+
+type MESSAGE_ID = 'not a quine'
+
+type Options = []
+
+export const RULE_NAME = 'quine'
+type Context = RuleContext<MESSAGE_ID, Options>
+
+export default createEslintRule<Options, MESSAGE_ID>({
+  name: RULE_NAME,
+  meta: {
+    type: 'problem',
+    docs: {
+      description: 'enforce quine',
+    },
+    schema: [{ type: 'object' }],
+    messages: {
+      'not a quine': 'not a quine',
+    },
+  },
+  defaultOptions: [],
+  create: (context: Context): RuleListener => {
+    const sourceCode = context.getSourceCode()
+    const text = sourceCode?.text || ''
+    const processCode = (code: string) => {
+      // eslint-disable-next-line no-eval
+      const evalResult = eval(code)
+      if (code !== evalResult)
+        context.report({
+          messageId: 'not a quine',
+          loc: { column: 0, line: 1 },
+        })
+    }
+    return { Program: () => processCode(text) }
+  },
+})
diff --git a/src/sample-code/quine.ts b/src/sample-code/quine.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..7a4f1cad4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/sample-code/quine.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+import type { PresetConfig } from './presets'
+
+export const presetConfigs = [] satisfies PresetConfig[]
+
+export const ruleName = 'quine'
+
+// eslint-disable-next-line no-template-curly-in-string
+export const initialText = '($=_=>`($=${$})()`)()'