diff --git a/consts.js b/consts.js
index 59f9a3cf..5cb3b441 100644
--- a/consts.js
+++ b/consts.js
@@ -29,10 +29,10 @@ var thirteenStrings = [
     "Washington Luís", // Brazil's thirteenth president
     "Millard Fillmore", // Thirteenth President of the United States
     "Louis XIII", // Thirteenth king of France
+    "teurteen", //its still Thirteen when you say it
     "https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/calle13.jpg", // Calle 13, famous latin american band
 
 
-
     // ALL HAIL ZALGO
     "1̵̧̨̡̢̡̧̨̪͍̮̗̯̮̲͖̥̳̲̯͔͉̬̘͍͔͙̳͚̠͓̳̪̯̣͚͍͎͇̦̗͙͕̬̭̝͕̱̺̮̼̞̤̙̹̙̘̗̘͔͎̼͙̤̝̖̝̫̝̲̼̫̙͚̗͖̳̱̳͕͙̜̖̘͎̖̭̝̖͔̠̦̜̎̀͌̈́̇͜͜͠ͅͅ3̷̧̢̡̛͖̘͎͎̥̼͙̱̜͖̩̪̼̫̭̙̓̽͆̌̀̈́͗̈͗̿̀̔̏͂́̏̅͛͒̓̐́͗̋̎̓̄͛̇͋̊̇́̅̔̇̉͌̈́̊̍͗̑̌̈͆̉͐̂́̉̓̇͛̃͑̾̌̄͐̀̔́̈̐͛̈́͛̇́̍́͊͛̐́̇͆͆́͒͑̃̾̿̏̀́͆̾̀̀̆̚̕͘͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝",
 
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index 41d12224..e8230dc0 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -1,2 +1,13 @@
+// Load the 'is' module from the local './is' file
 var is = require('./is');
+
+// Export the 'is' module as the main export of this file
 module.exports = is;
+
+// 'is' module likely checks if input is "13" or derivatives
+// Use 'is' module's functionality in this module
+// Export 'is' module for use in other parts of application
+// This is necessary because, why wouldn't there be a library to check if the number is 13?
+// The number 13 is a very important number in the world of programming, and it's important to have a library to check if the number is 13.
+// This is the BEST npm library out there, fuck everything other than "13"
+// This file is 13 lines long
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diff --git a/is.js b/is.js
index 9877f807..b5189d59 100644
--- a/is.js
+++ b/is.js
@@ -1,153 +1,13 @@
-var noop = require('noop3');
-var consts = require('./consts');
-
-const THIRTEEN = consts.THIRTEEN;
-const THIRTEEN_FUZZ = consts.THIRTEEN_FUZZ;
-const thirteenStrings = consts.thirteenStrings;
-
-'use strict';
-
-/**
- * @param n {number} The number to compare but also sometimes not a number but not not !NaN
- * @returns {object}
- */
-var is = function is(x) {
-    // the next line calls the noop function
-    noop();
-
-    // Every element should be lower case
-
-    if (thirteenStrings.indexOf(('' + x).toLowerCase()) > -1) {
-        x = THIRTEEN;
-    }
-    // check agin without lower case
-    else if (thirteenStrings.indexOf(('' + x)) > -1) {
-        x = THIRTEEN;
-    }
-    else if( (typeof x) === "string" && /^[Il1]{13,13}$/.test(x) ) {
-        x = THIRTEEN;
-    }
-    else if (typeof x === 'string') {
-        var chars = (x).split('');
-        if (chars.length == THIRTEEN && chars.every(function(e) { return e === chars[0]})) {
-             x = THIRTEEN;
-        }
-        else if (chars.length == 26 && '\ud800' <= chars[0] && chars[0] <= '\udbff'
-                && '\udc00' <= chars[1] && chars[1] <= '\udfff'
-                && chars.every(function(e, idx) { return e === chars[idx % 2]})) {
-            x = THIRTEEN;
-        }
-    }
-
-    return {
-        thirteen: function() {
-            return x == THIRTEEN;
-        },
-        roughly: {
-            thirteen: function() {
-                for (var i = 0, len = thirteenStrings.length; i < len; i++) {
-                    if (('' + x).toLowerCase().indexOf(('' + thirteenStrings[i])) > -1) {
-                        return true;
-                    }
-                }
-                return x >= (THIRTEEN - THIRTEEN_FUZZ) && x < (THIRTEEN + THIRTEEN_FUZZ);
-            }
-        },
-        returning : {
-            thirteen : function(){
-                return is(x()).thirteen();
-            }
-        },
-        not: {
-            thirteen: function() {
-                return !is(x).thirteen();
-            }
-        },
-        divisible: {
-            by: {
-                thirteen: function() {
-                    return x % THIRTEEN === 0;
-                }
-            }
-        },
-        square: {
-            of: {
-                thirteen: function() {
-                    return x === THIRTEEN * THIRTEEN;
-                }
-            }
-        },
-        greater: {
-            than: {
-                thirteen: function() {
-                    return x > THIRTEEN
-                }
-            }
-        },
-        less: {
-            than: {
-                thirteen: function() {
-                    return x < THIRTEEN
-                }
-            }
-        },
-        within: function(y) {
-            return {
-                of: {
-                    thirteen: function() {
-                        return x > (THIRTEEN - y) && x < (THIRTEEN + y);
-                    }
-                }
-            }
-        },
-        yearOfBirth: function() {
-            var currYear = new Date().getFullYear()
-            if(isNaN(x)) {
-                return false
-            }
-            return currYear - parseInt(x) == THIRTEEN
-        },
-        plus: function(y) {
-            return is(x + y);
-        },
-        minus: function(y) {
-            return is(x - y);
-        },
-        times: function(y) {
-            return is(x * y);
-        },
-        dividedby: function(y) {
-          return is(x / y);
-        },
-        canSpell: {
-          thirteen: function(){
-            return x.toLowerCase().includes("t","h","i","r","t","e","e","n");
-          }
-        },
-        anagramOf:{
-          thirteen:function(){
-            return x.toLowerCase().split('').sort().join('').trim() == "thirteen".split('').sort().join('').trim();
-          }
-        },
-        backwards: {
-          thirteen: function() {
-            return parseInt(x.toString().split("").reverse().join("")) == THIRTEEN;
-          }
-        },
-        atomicNumber: {
-          thirteen: function() {
-            return x.toLowerCase().includes("a","l","u","m","i","n","u","m");
-          }
-        },
-        base: function(y) {
-            return {
-                thirteen: function() {
-                    var basedNumber = parseInt(x, y);
-                    return !isNaN(basedNumber) && basedNumber == THIRTEEN;
-                }
-            }
-        }
-    }
-};
-
-module.exports = is;
+var noop = require('noop3'), consts = require('./consts'), { THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN_FUZZ, thirteenStrings } = consts;
+var is = x => ({
+    thirteen: () => thirteenStrings.includes((''+x).toLowerCase()) || /^[Il1]{13,13}$/.test(x) || (typeof x === 'string' && (x.length === 13 && x[0] === x[12]) || (x.length === 26 && /^\ud800[\udc00-\udfff]$/.test(x))),
+    roughly: { thirteen: () => thirteenStrings.some(s => (''+x).toLowerCase().includes(s)) || x >= THIRTEEN-THIRTEEN_FUZZ && x < THIRTEEN+THIRTEEN_FUZZ },
+    returning: { thirteen: () => is(x()).thirteen() },
+    not: { thirteen: () => !is(x).thirteen() },
+    divisible: { by: { thirteen: () => x % THIRTEEN === 0 } },
+    square: { of: { thirteen: () => x === THIRTEEN*THIRTEEN } },
+    greater: { than: { thirteen: () => x > THIRTEEN } },
+    less: { than: { thirteen: () => x < THIRTEEN } },
+    within: y => ({ of: { thirteen: () => x > THIRTEEN-y && x < THIRTEEN+y } }),
+    yearOfBirth: () => !isNaN(x) && (new Date().getFullYear() - parseInt(x)) === THIRTEEN
+}); module.exports = is;
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