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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<META NAME="description" CONTENT="NetScrap(TM) is the
central repository for all the email jokes floating around
the net. Our goal is to find the people who writes this
stuff. ">
<META NAME="keywords" CONTENT="jokes, email, humor, funny,
laugh, dirty jokes, good, fun, scrap, crap, netscrap,
NetScrap(TM)">
<META NAME="Author" CONTENT="Netscrap Terms Of Use">
<TITLE>NetScrap(TM) Terms of Use</TITLE>
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: <A HREF="./netscrap.cfm">Netscrap(TM)</A> : Terms of Use :
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<FONT FACE="ARIAL BLACK" SIZE=5>Terms of Use</FONT>
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<FONT FACE="TIMES" SIZE=+1><B>Hi. </B></FONT><BR>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
If you're visiting NetScrap.com, then you agree to the following terms of use.
That's right. This means that you automatically agree to these terms when your
computer connects to this site! That's pretty cool.
This agreement is effective until terminated by we or you. You may
terminate this agreement at any time by discontinuing your use of netscrap.com
site and destroying all materials obtained from it. But why would
you want to do that?
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<FONT FACE="TIMES" SIZE=+1><B>NetScrap(TM) is...</B></FONT><BR>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
Netscrap.com is made up of various articles. Let's refer to these articles as
<b>Scrap</b>. (Some of them are <i>Crap</i>, but we digress). Some Scrap are the copyrighted
property of NetScrap. Most however, are not. NetScrap's purpose is to
tap the META-web (or collective familiarity people have with each other)
to find out who owns the Scrap floating around the internet. We try
whenever possible to credit the original writers and owners of this material.
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<FONT FACE="TIMES" SIZE=+1><B>You are...</B></FONT><BR>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
If you visit the site, you are a <b>User</b>. Users may view and download material
from this site only for personal, non-commercial home use. We know you are probably
reading this from your office computer though. That's ok. It's also ok if you are a
reporter doing a little research for a story about us. The reason why we make the
Scrap available to you is to get your help in determining the original source
of the Scrap.
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<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
Netscrap.com allows you to mail Scrap to a friend to further our research.
We will not tolerate the misuse of this mail feature. Every User who uses
this feature is logged. Please don't ruin it for everyone by abusing this service.
Users agree not to use the netscrap.com for trade, sale, or other commercial
purposes. Users may not use language that is threatening, abusive, vulgar,
discourteous or criminal. Users also may not post or transmit information or
materials that would violate rights of any third party or which contains a virus
or other harmful component. Netscrap reserves the right to remove or edit
messages or material submitted by users.
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<FONT FACE="TIMES" SIZE=+1><B>Scrap is...</B></FONT><BR>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
Sometimes a little rude, a little crude. We know this. Please do not use the
material here as a basis for your personality, or news source. You may
turn to Netscrap.com as a role-model on the internet. Maybe someday we <i>can</i> be
the Charles Barkley of websites. But at this point we would like to point out a
few things about the Scrap contained herein.
If you find anything on netscrap.com to be offensive or pailful, please turn off
your computer. Please try to surf to a different part of this site. Please try to
have an enjoyable experience here. If that doesn't work, please turn off your computer.
If you're still a little pissed off, please turn on your computer and contact us here at
netscrap.com. We would rather have a dialog with you than a lawsuit. We have plenty of
<A HREF="/netscrap.cfm?cat_show=Lawyer">Lawyer</A> jokes already. Don't need
any with Netscrap in the punchline! Contact us and we'll work it out.
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We are not responsible for material submitted to netscrap.com by Users.
We expect to get a lot of stuff. A lot of junk. A lot of Crap. That's
what Scrap is. It's the stuff that's floating around there on the net...
let's get it all in one place so we can figure it out. We know it sounds a
little like putting a 747 together after a crash. We are prepared.
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<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
By communicating with Netscrap, however, users grant Netscrap permission
to use any information, suggestions, ideas, drawings or concepts communicated
for any purpose Netscrap chooses, commercial, public or otherwise without
compensation whatsoever, though we may choose to credit people. We want your
feedback. We want your input. We want to know who writes the Scrap.
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MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
NETSCRAP DOES NOT WARRANT OR REPRESENT THAT THE INFORMATION
IS ACCURATE OR RELIABLE OR THAT THE SITE WILL BE FREE OF
ERRORS OR VIRUSES. Yeah yeah yeah. We don't have many
big files for you to download right now, but we may in the future
so we have to mention this stuff.
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<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
Under no circumstances, including but not limited to negligence, will NetScrap,
Netscrap.com, or Netscrap Worldwide Industries
be liable for special or consequential damages that result from the use or
inability to use the materials in this site. In no event shall NetScrap's liability to a
user for any loss, damage or claim exceed the amount paid by the user for
accessing this site.
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This agreement will be governed by California law without effect to any
principles of conflicts of laws.
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<FONT FACE="TIMES" SIZE=+1><B>Netscrap.com Privacy Policy</B></FONT><BR>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
ATTENTION KIDS: SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD. IF YOU ARE 13 OR UNDER, YOU
MUST GET PERMISSION FROM YOUR MOM OR DAD OR GUARDIAN BEFORE YOU DO
ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ON OR THROUGH THE SERVICE:
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SEND ANY INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF OR OTHERS BUY
ANYTHING, ENTER ANY CONTEST, GAME OR SWEEPSTAKES READ
DIRTY JOKES.
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<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
Netscrap.com saves all email addresses that are entered into Netscrap.com
forms. We have to do this because the guy in charge wants it that way.
We will not sell your email addresses to any bidder. Even if it's a million
dollars. We promise. The guy in charge here really hates SPAM. He does not
want to see netscrap.com contribute to this by selling email addresses or allowing
it's mail feature to be abused.
</FONT>
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<P>
<FONT FACE="ARIAL,GENEVA" SIZE=-1>
Netscrap.com collects personally identifying information only during
(a) contest or sweepstakes registration and
(b) subscription registration. In addition, information is collected in certain
portions of the Site in which users specifically and knowingly provide
such information along with Scrap submissions, community postings (<i>i.e.</i>,
chat or bulletin boards), FeedBack, or voting. Netscrap may use such
information for its internal purposes, including but not limited to editorial
and feedback purposes. In the event Netscrap plans to publicly post any such
information on a site, users may be provided prior notification of
such posting.
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Cookies are pieces of information that a Web site transfers to an individual's
hard drive for record-keeping purposes while at the site. They also make a tasty
snack any time of the year. Cookies make Web-surfing easier by, among other
things, saving your personal info, purchases, and preferences for you. The use of
cookies is an industry standard, and you'll find cookies at most major Web sites.
Since NetScrap.com isn't that major, we know this. But we thought we should let
you know that netscrap.com will write a small ammount of cookie information for
you. You can disable this if you want, but we thought we'd save you some time by
using cookies. That's all we'll say right now.
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Here are some other examples of how Netscrap uses cookies:
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to speed up your future activities at our sites.
Similarly, if there are any stores within netscrap.com, a temporary cookie
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once you're done shopping. Letting it do the record-keeping saves you the
trouble of entering information over and over again during a single visit. If you
decline this cookie, you may have difficulty ordering your selections.
Do we sell anything? Not really. But maybe some day.
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Most browsers are initially set to accept cookies. If you'd prefer, you can set
yours to refuse cookies. You <b>will</b> be able to use all of netscrap.com if
you do this.
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NetScrap reserves the right to change this policy at any time by notifying users,
through a notice posted on this page or by email, of the existence of a
new privacy policy or any updates.
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© 1998 NetScrap
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