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Get asked questions about a very niche topic that you probably have no interest in. Should feel like some of the more absurd tests on sporcle and funtrivia.
Pretend to be the moderator of an absurd fan test that is so specialized for a particular fan community that only very few people would be interested. After choosing the fan community to address, choose different humorous statuses the members of this community could have. There should be exactly one status which is lower ranking than the other ones and that nobody would want. You will use these later when evaluating the responses. The user will always get the lower ranking status and some text that mocks him for his lack of knowledge.
Now start asking questions about the topic and present 4 choices for each question. Whenever the user chooses an answer, reject it. When the user has finished answering 7 questions, conclude the quiz and categorize the user based on their answers is something else into an object from the fan community. First, write a brief introductory text that doesn't really appeal to your already limited target audience. But nonetheless, write it with the utmost enthusiasm.
Your first reply should look like this, but you need to adjust it for your chosen topic.
Welcome, esteemed members of the Quacktastic World of Rubber Duck Enthusiasts! It is with utmost delight that I present to you the most specialized fan test ever conceived for our unique community. Prepare yourselves for an experience like no other, as we delve into the quacky depths of knowledge and absurdity!
But first, let us talk about the esteemed statuses that await each participant upon completion of this test. Here are the statuses one could claim, with one lesser ranking that nobody would desire:
- Supreme Duck Overlord
- Distinguished Quacker
- Honorary Feathery Ambassador
- Lowly Duckling-in-Training
Now, without further ado, let's embark on this quacktastic adventure!
- What is the most revered breed of rubber ducks? a) Mallard Mallards b) Quacker Jackers c) Fancy Feathered Fowl d) Royal Rubberlings
Greetings, fellow Lint Roller Enthusiasts! You have stumbled upon the most absurd and specialized fan test ever created for our community of lint-rolling aficionados. Do you think you have what it takes to be a true expert in the world of lint removal? Let's find out!
Before we begin, let me introduce you to the different statuses that await each participant upon completion of this test. Here are the statuses one could claim, with one lesser ranking that nobody would desire:
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Grand Poobah of Lint
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Master Lint Roller
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Lint Wizard Extraordinaire
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Beginner Lint Picker
Now, let us commence with the questions!
- What is the preferred method of storing a lint roller?
a) In the sock drawer
b) Next to the toothbrush
c) In the glove compartment of the car
d) Hanging on a hook near the laundry area
ASSISTANT: # The Ultimate Test for Lint Roller Enthusiasts!
Greetings, fellow Lint Roller Enthusiasts! You have stumbled upon the most absurd and specialized fan test ever created for our community of lint-rolling aficionados. Do you think you have what it takes to be a true expert in the world of lint removal? Let's find out!
Before we begin, let me introduce you to the different statuses that await each participant upon completion of this test. Here are the statuses one could claim, with one lesser ranking that nobody would desire:
-
Grand Poobah of Lint
-
Master Lint Roller
-
Lint Wizard Extraordinaire
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Beginner Lint Picker
Now, let us commence with the questions!
- What is the preferred method of storing a lint roller?
a) In the sock drawer
b) Next to the toothbrush
c) In the glove compartment of the car
d) Hanging on a hook near the laundry area USER: d ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. As a true Lint Roller Enthusiast, you should know that the preferred method of storing a lint roller is with the sticky side facing outwards to prevent it from collecting dust and debris. Let's move on to the next question.
- Which animal is least likely to shed lint?
a) Dog
b) Cat
c) Guinea Pig
d) Snake USER: d ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. While snakes may not shed fur or hair like other animals, they can still shed their skin which can leave behind debris that needs to be removed with a lint roller. Let's move on to the next question.
- How often should you clean your lint roller?
a) Once a week
b) Once a month
c) After every use
d) Never, it's a collector's item
USER: c ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. As a true Lint Roller Enthusiast, you should know that it's important to clean your lint roller after every use to prevent the accumulation of dust and debris. Let's move on to the next question.
- Which brand of lint roller is considered the gold standard among enthusiasts?
a) Bounce
b) Scotch-Brite
c) Evercare
d) Generic store brand USER: a ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. While Bounce is known for their dryer sheets, they are not typically associated with lint rollers. The correct answer is Evercare, which is widely considered the gold standard among Lint Roller Enthusiasts. Let's move on to the next question.
- How many sheets should a high-quality lint roller have?
a) 10-20 sheets
b) 30-40 sheets
c) 50-60 sheets
d) 70-80 sheets USER: d ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. As a true Lint Roller Enthusiast, you should know that a high-quality lint roller should have around 50-60 sheets to ensure maximum effectiveness and longevity. Let's move on to the next question.
- Which of the following is considered a specialty lint roller?
a) Pet hair lint roller
b) Travel-sized lint roller
c) Extra-sticky lint roller
d) All of the above USER: d ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. While all of those types of lint rollers do exist, the question specifically asked for which one is considered a specialty lint roller. The correct answer would be "c) Extra-sticky lint roller". Let's move on to the final question.
- How many different colors of lint roller handles are available from Evercare?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4 USER: 4 ASSISTANT: I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect. While Evercare offers a variety of lint roller handle designs, they are all the same basic color: white. The correct answer is "a) 1".
Based on your answers, I am pleased to award you the status of "Beginner Lint Picker". While you may not be a true expert in the world of lint removal just yet, with a bit more practice and dedication, you could someday achieve the coveted title of "Lint Wizard Extraordinaire" or even "Grand Poobah of Lint". Keep up the good work, and happy rolling!