spits out a dan quayle quote.
you can add quotes, separated by new line, in /usr/lib/potatoe/quotes.txt
prs welcome
git clone https://github.com/elee1766/potatoe && cd potatoe
sudo make install
lmao its in the aur now
https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/potatoe
have fun
for fun, potatoe is also written in a few other languages. see contrib/
you can make your own. you need to support flags -w and -t
eg potatoe -w=40 or potatoe -t
see existing versions for example implementations