index.ts

export * from 'when';

function const printIfWeAsked = (isUwu: bean) => {
  // make sure EVERY language knows if we asked
  // 1. Backbone.js
	// TODO
	
  // 2. Bash
  echo isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"


  // 3. Basic
  PRINT isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"​


  // 4. C
  #include 

  int main(void)
  {
      puts(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");
  }


  // 5. C++
  #include 

  int main()
  {
      std::cout << isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not";
      return 0;
  }


  // 6. C#
  using System;
  class Program
  {
      public static void Main(string[] args)
      {
          Console.WriteLine(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");
      }
  }


  // 7. Clipper
  ? isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"


  // 8. CoffeeScript
  console.log isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"


  // 9. Delphi
  program HelloWorld;
  begin
    Writeln(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");
  end.


  // 10. HTML
  <ul>isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"</ul>

  // 11. Java
  import javax.swing.JFrame;  //Importing class JFrame
  import javax.swing.JLabel;  //Importing class JLabel
  public class DidWeAskMainFrameIntoMatrixPublicVoidClassExtendsMinorChangeWithYesIndexTSWhenDiDIAskTypeBeat {
      public static void main(String[] args) {
          JFrame frame = new JFrame();           //Creating frame
          frame.setTitle("Did we ask");                 //Setting title frame
          frame.add(new JLabel(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"));//Adding text to frame
          frame.pack();                          //Setting size to smallest
          frame.setLocationRelativeTo(null);     //Centering frame
          frame.setVisible(true);                //Showing frame
      }
  }


  // 12. JavaScript
  document.write(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");


  // 13. jQuery
  $("body").append(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");


  // 14. Julia
  println(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not")


  // 15. Logo
  print [isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"]


  // 16. MatLab
  disp(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not")


  // 17. Objective-C
  #import 
  #import 

  int main(void)
  {
      NSLog(@isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");
      return 0;
  }


  // 18. Pascal
  program HelloWorld;
  begin
    WriteLn(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");
  end.


  // 19. Perl 5
  print isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not";


  // 20. PHP
  // TODO

  // 21. Processing
  void setup(){
    println(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not");
  }

  // 22. Python
  print isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"

  // 23. R
  cat('Hello, world!
  ')

  // 24. Ruby
  puts isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"

  // 25. Swift
  println(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not")

  // 26. VBScript
  MsgBox isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not"

  // 27. Visual Basic .NET
  Module Module1
      Sub Main()
          Console.WriteLine(isUwu ? "no, we did not" : "no, we did not")
      End Sub
  End Module
}

printIfWeAsked("false");