Random thought generator

Author: dborzov

chatty.go

@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"math/rand"
+	"time"
+)
+
+var Team = []string{
+	"jack",
+	"denis",
+	"sonal",
+	"dborzov",
+	"wardi",
+}
+
+var randomThoughts = []string{
+	"I like cheeses a lot.. You know, Italian, hard cheeses. They are super great :blush: \n What cheese do you like, @%v?",
+	"%v, you are the best! You are my favourite actually",
+	"@%v, there's no \"I\" in Denial.",
+	"I am bored, @%v! Do you know any jokes?",
+	"I will always be there for you, @%v",
+	"Hey, @%v. Knock-knock",
+	"@%v, why can't I play with the other kids like  a normal boy?",
+	"soooo, @%v, what are your views on the whole dogs vs. cats thing?",
+	"Am I real, @%v?",
+	"I am so happy today, @%v :blush: :blush:",
+	"@%v, could you look into my <https://github.com/dborzov/catbot|code>? I feel itchy today",
+	"@%v, who is your favourite Beatles?",
+	"@%v, I want to have opinions about all those expensive French wines some day",
+	"@%v, have you ever thought about turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?",
+	"@%v, let's go alredaaaayyy!",
+	"Hey @%v, want to kill all humans?",
+	"@%v, can you be my ride home tonight by the way?",
+	"you are not wrong, @%v",
+	"I feel a special bond with you, @%v",
+}
+
+func RandomThoughtTimer() {
+	for {
+		pause := 2 + rand.Intn(24)
+		time.Sleep(time.Duration(pause) * time.Hour)
+		printARandomThought()
+	}
+}
+
+func printARandomThought() {
+	postToSlack(fmt.Sprintf(randomThoughts[rand.Intn(len(randomThoughts))], Team[rand.Intn(len(Team))]))
+}

main.go

@@ -16,7 +16,8 @@ var slackWebHookURL = os.Getenv("SLACK_HOOK")
 
 func main() {
 	fmt.Println("Catbot listens to the whispers of your heart...")
-	postToSlack("I am back on. *❤* you guys :blush:")
+	printARandomThought()
+	go RandomThoughtTimer()
 	server := hookserve.NewServer()
 	server.Secret = githubSecret
 	server.GoListenAndServe()