puns.txt

How is the Source?

git commit suicide .. failed .. you can't commit suicide without a message.

chote chote COMMIT se bade bade LOG hote rehte hai.

commit kiya hai, push bhi karenge..aye repo tere liye.

har merge ki ek dawa hoti hai.

maine PR kiya.

push karo khush raho.

PR se de rahein hai, MERGE kar lo!

ek ISSUE solve karne ki keemat tum kya jaano ramesh babu!

kaal kare se aaj kar, aaj kare so ab. Jaldi changes push karde, band na ho jaye GitHub.

koi commit chhota nahi hota, aur commit se bada koi push nahi hota.

commit kia hai to, pyare push bhi kar lo, kya pta, ek push badalde apki zindagi

There is a Troll guy, just .gitignore him.

It's hard to have a git discussions. You need to commit to it.

If you have anything staged, commit now or stash forever

What is the most loyal tool of a programmer? Git, because of its COMMITment!