Looking for maintainers of specific languages.

[ThePrimeagen]

My fellow degens,

As Lord of the degens it's rest upon me to lead us into this glorious interpreted challenge, but at the same time I find myself weary of languages I do not understand. I call upon the degen legion to bring forth representatives willing to shepherd various languages

I will bequeath merge powers to whoever wins the hearts and minds of ethe degens

So arise my maidenless tarnishes, nominate yourself for a language.

All languages that are not TypeScript, rust, zig need representatives.

No, I did not proofread this, why do you ask?

[ThePrimeagen]

I will choose at the end of the stream tomorrow based on the most degenerate response per language

May the odds ever be in your favor

[alanwilhelm]

I'd be happy to shepherd your coverage of Elixir. A language nobody cares about that does frontend shit nobody even understands. It's actually pretty BA: https://phoenixframework.org/blog/phoenix-liveview-0.19-released

[metruzanca]

This thread is going to be glorious. I can't wait.

I can see it. Me, reviewing work PRs on github and getting a nice degen post to read.

[trvswgnr]

here's the thing: we don't need any other maintainers. as the Head Forker at CrabLang (maybe you've heard of it) i'm uniquely qualified to maintain not just the javascript, typescript, and rust crab implementations, but all other languages as well. all you have to do is hand me the keys to the castle, then sit back and watch the numbers go up.

you won't regret this.

[pgaijin66]

Oh oh, pick me !!! pick me !!! for Go support. Now, let me make one thing clear: I'm no pro, just a humble builder of a few applications. But hey, this adventure sounds like a rollercoaster ride to learn from my fellow programmers! Buckle up, because I'll give it my best shot with a mix of enthusiasm, determination, and probably a fair share of hilarious coding mishaps and typos.

[Stolkerve]

Hey I'm not qualify, niether speak a good level of english, but I have a good heart <3.

[bl42]

Dear Lord of the degens,

As a devoted member of the degen legion, I humbly request permission to maintain the markdown file for our glorious interpreted challenge. I understand the importance of preserving and organizing our collective knowledge, and I would be honored to take on this responsibility.

With your permission, I will ensure the readme.md file remains up to date, accurate, and accessible to all degens. I will diligently manage the content, making necessary edits and additions as needed. Rest assured, I will handle this task with utmost care and attention to detail.

May the degens continue to thrive under your leadership!

Yours faithfully,
Markus the Markdown Keeper

[adalundhe]

Hello, Prime! I’ve got a solid background in Python and can likely help with that one. I can also probably assist with C/C++ and Go. 🥰

To the rest of the legion, looking forward to helping all that I can regardless!

Cheers!

[kram1138]

I know some F#. Good enough?

[alanwilhelm]

I can talk shit about JS and PHP and pretty much everything else too.

[jesseleite]

Why is the best programming language (yaml) not even mentioned here?

[jascrer]

Degen Lord, I post my self as tribute to the most degen of Languages, a forbidden tongue, an evaded tonge when needed. I speak of the C# (how do I markup thunder noises?). That my long years in working on it serve to you.

[tjdevries]

sorry, this isn't very degen but maybe we can use this: https://docs.github.com/en/repositories/managing-your-repositorys-settings-and-features/customizing-your-repository/about-code-owners

[daltondiaz]

Hail Lord of the most Degen Startup, I think we can do something funny and challenger!!

If I can say my Lord, I can be a representative degen to Java and PHP.. Old but degenerate languagues!

Tomorrow in Stream in Montana Time, I want the capacity of this community!!

[ColinHRL]

here's the thing: we don't need any other maintainers. as the Head Forker at CrabLang (maybe you've heard of it) i'm uniquely qualified to maintain not just the javascript, typescript, and rust crab implementations, but all other languages as well. all you have to do is hand me the keys to the castle, then sit back and watch the numbers go up.

you won't regret this.

noticed that javascript is missing and wouldn't mind maintaining that

[pasindujr]

Wish I could maintain PHP but I'm no pro by any means.

[wiseaidev]

Me: "I can code in Python because I'm too lazy to learn a real programming language."

Also me: "Python? More like Pyth-off, am I right? (cue forced laughter from the entire room) I mean, real programmers use Rust (forget about what's going on in the empire state building). You know, the language that's so close to the computer's hardware that you can practically feel the electrons flowing through your veins as you code. Python is just a crutch for people who can't handle the complexity of real programming. I mean, sure, it's easy to learn and fast to write, but where's the challenge in that? Real programmers thrive on the challenge of low-level coding. Plus, with Rust, you have complete control over every aspect of the computer's operation. You're not just writing code, you're commanding the machine to do your bidding."

Also also me: "Python? Sounds like something a snake would use. Are we trying to appeal to the reptile demographic now?"

[nbittich]

I want to maintain the JDSL version.

[Thesmader]

O Lord of the Degens,

I hereby nominate myself to reign supreme over the land of Dart implementations. I promise to surf the waves of Dart's syntax with coconut oil. With the power of 'deez nuts' I shall spread degeneracy across the codebase. Grant me the keys to merging glory.

[Pukkah]

Does GDScript qualify as a language?
Asking for a friend..

[zivlakmilos]

Hey @ThePrimeagen,

I am not watching it live, sorry.
But I can do C, and other low level languages, like ASM, C++, Pascal...

[Vikasg7]

I can maintain the Clojure implementation here. Already done the second chapter.

[alextsc]

Until it's proven that another scala dev even exists I can look after the Scala version.

[arbezerra]

Dear ThePrimeDegen,

I beseech thee, grant me the authority to sway the fate of the illustrious PHP realm. With the power of unlimited dictworks, I solemnly vow to unearth every hidden secret and measure the depths of knowledge with unyielding precision. No stone shall remain unturned, no dict left unmesured under my watchful gaze.

Bestow upon me the powers to shape the destiny of PHP, and witness the unfolding of a grand tale that shall resound through the ages.

Yours faithfully,

[sunderee]

I nominate myself for Dart.

[greuben92]

I will maintain Fortran but not gonna be active on github tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless github degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand)

[orzklv]

I nominate myself for Rust.

[orwashams]

O Mighty Lord of the Degens,
In the realm of the degens, I, a humble servant, step forth as the shepherd of HTML, guiding our legion through its power, merging wisdom, centering divs, and winning hearts.

[trvswgnr]

here's the thing: we don't need any other maintainers. as the Head Forker at CrabLang (maybe you've heard of it) i'm uniquely qualified to maintain not just the javascript, typescript, and rust crab implementations, but all other languages as well. all you have to do is hand me the keys to the castle, then sit back and watch the numbers go up.
you won't regret this.

noticed that javascript is missing and wouldn't mind maintaining that

it's coming #54

[tobecci]

All i know is that Tom's a f**cking genius

[Ranastra]

hello from twitch ... why dont you make everyone a maintainer ... (including me and Tom)

[AsbestosSoup-dev]

Don't forget to laTex your wife tonight😘

[dkelll]

I play Minecaft.

[TheDevCactus]

So this is a chat room now right?

[ryanwinchester]

Click for easy W

[fbuys]

Real talk: I don't like ice cream with my salad, but I can help type check ruby 💎

[marcelofscardoso]

I don't even know what this is, but I know some C/C++, golang and C#. Working at Microsoft is less exciting than I thought it would be right now, I need some excitement. Guess DeezNuts can bring some excitement to life :)

[Toghrul000]

[ruhdacted]

ok fine, I'll maintain Salesforce

[bevzzz]

heeeey, how about some R-rated content?

R was made for sleek package names: think purrr, stringr, httr... So why not degenr?
And if we get past v7.0.0 we could call it degenr8.

There isn't an implementation yet afaic, but I'm going to order a book and start lexing it.

[klarkc]

No one for Cobol yet? Come on!

[dylf]

I'd happily maintain the ligma interpreter for a $69,420 wage increase

[KSmigielski]

I want to be as hot as this ketchup during kotlin code maintenance

[bhansconnect]

I missed this initially, but I can deal with merges and updates for Roc. I doubt many people know it.

EDIT: Just noticed I was already set as the code owner for roc.

[wartab]

PHP please 🙏

[leo-costa]

Let's goooo ! I'll read the unspoken tongue of C#.

[kkuriboh]

im considering a nasm interpreter.

[alanwilhelm]

TI Extended basic?

[figsoda]

I can maintain the nix version, since I added it

[shreyassanthu77]

I'd like to maintain my dart implementation by myself please.

[GiorgosAthanasopoulos]

I can write the worst go code ever. (By the guy that submitted go lexer ;) )

[Veercodeprog]

can try go

[Veercodeprog]

its try catch though , not in go

[jakenvac]

Hewwooo~ nuzzles your repo 💖

This feisty kitten has a naughty craving for some Purescript spice on your GitHub playground~ wiggles bottom and purrs Purescript is a sultry enchantress, not just a language, it's a whispers steamy code lingerie waiting to be unlaced.

I confess, I don't yet know her sensual whispers, but oh, the thought of exploring her hidden depths makes me quiver~ blushes and bats eyelashes Guess what, darling? I'm already a master puppeteer of the TypeScript cabaret and a forbidden sorcerer of the raw, untamed JavaScript jungle. winks and blows a kiss

I yearn to serenade your repo with this tantalizing new tune. A steamy dance of Purescript and JavaScript, lost in the throes of passion~ traces your commit history with a fingertip 😘

Surrender to this wild ride with me, darling. Let's learn, stumble, and rise together in this dance of love and code, lost under the starry night, entranced by the bewitching whispers of Purescript~ growls softly

Are you ready to indulge in our intoxicating adventure, my sweet temptation~? 💖💋💖

UwU

[FracOMac]

I can lgtm some c++ or lua. Or you can throw me on something else so that I can get my green GitHub sprinkles and definitely be super helpful on and not cause complete chaos.

[kokizzu]

I can LGTM Go XD

btw maintain what exactly?

[Bestora]

I professionally senior in PHP.
In my freetime I use a iPad and write php directly in gitlabs webide.
Is this enough >D

[CatalinVoineag]

Always sat on the sidelines when it comes to open source. Have been doing ruby for quite a while now. Coach put me in, I'm ready!

[xslendix]

To C or to HolyC... That is the quest- F**K THAT HOLYC ALL THE WAY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

C is for boomers and pu***es, HolyC is where it's at! pascal_case in the standard library? I barely know her! SnakeCase FTW (hi @tjdevries)

This is the Lord's language, so it needs a proper maintainer to write the Holiest code. I thankfully, have some experience in it, and thus, Sir Primeagen, I think I am a good fit as a maintainer for anything HolyC-related.

Are ya' ready? CAUSE I AM BABY