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AnimationSins - Animation vs. Minecraft.ass
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[Script Info]
; Script generated by Aegisub 3.2.2
; http://www.aegisub.org/
Title: Animation Sins - Animation vs. Minecraft
ScriptType: v4.00+
WrapStyle: 0
ScaledBorderAndShadow: yes
YCbCr Matrix: TV.601
PlayResX: 1920
PlayResY: 1080
Original Script: ZAMination
Original Translation: RigoLigo
Original Timing: RigoLigo
Synch Point: RigoLigo
[Aegisub Project Garbage]
Last Style Storage: Animation Critics Wins_Sins
Audio File: Everything Wrong With Animation vs. Minecraft In 9 Minutes Or Less.mp4
Video File: Everything Wrong With Animation vs. Minecraft In 9 Minutes Or Less.mp4
Video AR Mode: 4
Video AR Value: 1.777778
Video Zoom Percent: 0.250000
[V4+ Styles]
Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:08.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}UP前排提醒 文明观猴 不要挤 不要吵 {\c&H00D8FF&}原视频差评以微弱优势获胜
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.04,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1068,736)}所有
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.97,0:00:02.10,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1068,736)}所有不合理
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.02,0:00:08.38,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1068,736)}所有不合理之处
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.47,0:00:08.38,FHD|AnimTitle,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1066,720)}Animation vs Minecraft
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.89,0:00:08.38,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(88,736)}9分钟谈
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.89,0:00:08.38,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(840,461)}剧透！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.97,0:00:08.38,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(800,584)}（呸...）
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.22,0:00:12.52,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}英雄联盟差评。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.64,0:00:22.60,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}他踩到我的世界上就打开了，踩到别的上面就打不开。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.64,0:00:22.60,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}还踩到了After Effects / Flash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.72,0:00:34.85,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}等等，桌面是二维的，他怎么造了个立体的房子？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.64,0:00:42.56,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}那个木块应该横着放，因为小绿放方块时候是平视的。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.31,0:00:51.77,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}按比例我的世界角色是两格高，但这些家伙是四格高的巨人。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.10,0:01:00.81,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}掉落物没有旋转，虽然能建造立体的房子表示方块也可以3D旋转。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.39,0:01:12.81,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}敲这么长时间圆石都没裂一下，原版空手一秒都能出裂痕。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.89,0:01:18.22,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}把橡木往石头上撞不会把它摔成木板……
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.02,0:01:22.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,……{\pos(960,940)}或者木棍。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.85,0:01:26.81,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}镐子居然是侧着放在工作台上的。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.52,0:01:38.72,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}确实很扎势，但除非你用并不存在的命令方块是不可能让方块这样动的，\N而且如果他动用特殊手段，那我也得来个差评
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.60,0:01:47.10,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}小黄是哪冒出来的？直接从桌面边缘飞出来，咱连怎么飞过来的都不知道
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.22,0:01:57.47,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}他怎么知道可以这样玩？他才玩了我的世界三秒钟。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.22,0:02:08.64,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,140)}（这TM是什么骚操作……）\N（丢掉了AnimationCritic的严谨德国作风）
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.22,0:02:08.64,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}行……这么夺人眼球的打斗能抵掉10个差评了。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.60,0:02:13.22,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}讲真小绿应该黏在蜘蛛网里的。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.72,0:02:23.10,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}小黄是怎么上来的？他得爬上墙，还得怎么着抓住房檐才行。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.93,0:02:28.85,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}木镐敲圆石没这么快。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.39,0:02:35.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}石镐也不会这么快敲下来铁块。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.14,0:02:38.02,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（神TM分开计 成心的吧）
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.93,0:02:40.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}敲掉铁块掉的也不是铁锭。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.22,0:02:48.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}哇，镐子敲方块的速度和原版的矛盾真多。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:55.31,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}跟铁块一样，钻石块被破坏时也不会掉落钻石。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.31,0:03:04.18,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}我觉得是为了省事，但是老铁，拖时间有啥不对了？油管还能多奖钱。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.02,0:03:11.22,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}裤子一穿裤腰就消失了。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.18,0:03:16.27,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}你的脚丫子都入木三分了。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.64,0:03:30.43,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}小蓝拿来了108个钻石，远远不够。如果他拆了信标，就一共有83个\n钻石块，会掉十一组半的钻石。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.43,0:03:38.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}即使我们保守地认为他只挖掉了我们看得见的钻石（即二维），\N他还是应该至少有171个钻石。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.43,0:03:38.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（作者应该数错了，是135个）
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.64,0:03:47.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}头盔是绝对戴不上的，这脑袋圆滑得头盔一定会滑掉。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.68,0:04:03.64,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}我都说了，他怎么知道做这些东西的合成表？他们一开始都跟菜鸟一样，\n现在却萌新秒变老司机？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.10,0:04:08.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}这个把弓根本没有射出去箭，但还是发出了射箭的声音。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.72,0:04:18.89,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}呀，鱼竿、打火石和发射器的动画简直糟糕，你至少让他转两转啊？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.22,0:04:23.97,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}拉弓的动画真的是粗制滥造。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.39,0:04:28.85,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}小橙的头盔魔法般地比别人的大一号。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.93,0:04:39.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}僵尸为什么藏在文件里面？它在小橙捡起游戏图标之前就藏进去了？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.35,0:04:44.02,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}如果是这样，为什么捡起Minecraft图标突然就在文件里刷怪了？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.93,0:04:44.02,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,140)}（Activate的Toolbar是Minceraft的物品栏，\N所以译作捡起Minecraft图标。）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.35,0:04:49.10,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}这文件名真关心我……
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.35,0:04:49.10,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（"（大声）我要抓住你.wav"）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.31,0:04:58.77,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}僵尸都没扇小蓝一下就把他打飞了。小蓝该练肌肉了啊。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.31,0:04:58.77,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（火柴棍哪来的肌肉）
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.06,0:05:08.02,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}无附魔的钻石剑一下砍不死僵尸，至少要三下。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.52,0:05:23.84,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（打斗场景又要减差评了）
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.85,0:05:29.60,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}一箭也射不死僵尸。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.77,0:05:38.77,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（窗口边框：mmp）
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.77,0:05:38.77,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}他是怎么挂在墙上的？腿都没碰上墙，剑也没插在哪。他是什么巫师么？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.18,0:05:46.60,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}刷怪笼的大小和僵尸的体型也对不上。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.85,0:05:55.27,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（我怎么看着像头盔护着鼻梁的那部分）
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.85,0:05:55.27,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}箭都射在你脸上了，为什么你还活着？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.85,0:06:02.68,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（钻石甲呢？你吃了？）
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.85,0:06:02.68,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}骷髅箭的伤害比两颗心多。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.77,0:06:18.14,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}苦力怕是怎么在光天化日之下插入的？\N小黄站在正对面应该马上就能看见啊。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.14,0:06:20.52,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}他的反射弧可真长。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.14,0:06:31.68,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}连闪电苦力怕都没这么大爆炸范围的。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.81,0:06:41.06,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}什么操作？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.52,0:06:45.68,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}这是什么鬼！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.89,0:06:53.22,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}箭射在圆石上会戳在上面，不会弹飞。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.14,0:07:01.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}这确实很酷，但你连红石源都没有是不能激活活塞的。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.64,0:07:09.52,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}水不会让点燃的TNT消失。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.39,0:07:20.93,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,就是{\pos(960,940)}钻石镐挖黑曜石也没这么快。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.56,0:07:37.72,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}小橙为什么不早早就把东西全部合成好啊？\N这桥段就剩下看着好看了，但是一点也不方便。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.77,0:07:44.22,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,140)}（实践表明真的长不出来，\N刷大自然力量的可以退群了）
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.77,0:07:44.22,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}上面有方块的时候树长不出来。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.72,0:07:51.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（为什么把CPU拔了电脑整个都不启动了？）
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.72,0:07:51.35,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}为什么把头爆了整个就散架了？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.93,0:08:06.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,100)}（你给我在回收站执行一个看看）
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.93,0:08:06.39,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}我说，技术层面讲游戏还在，他还没清空回收站。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.64,0:08:16.97,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}嗷——
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.18,0:08:24.10,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(960,940)}别。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.10,0:08:31.22,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(298.666,344)}动画错误个数：
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.06,0:08:31.22,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(298.666,637.334)}评语：
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.22,0:08:31.22,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(933.333,634.667)}{\c&H2222FF&}回收站
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.22,0:08:36.52,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(583.333,387.333)}写稿
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.22,0:08:36.52,FHD|BTS,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1664,1035.333)}别走开 有彩蛋
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.22,0:08:36.52,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\pos(583.333,795.333)}旁白
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.52,0:08:38.52,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\c&H2EBE39&\pos(1442,216.667)} 花絮(TV)\NNTSC 60Hz
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.52,0:09:02.56,FHD|Intro,,0,0,0,,{\c&H2EBE39&\pos(1692.667,128.667)}花絮