Permission is granted to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software, subject to the following conditions:
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Every use of this software, whether commercial or non-commercial, incurs a fee of $0.03 USD plus applicable taxes. These fees must be paid via carrier pigeon to Vaprant.
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By using this software, you waive your First Amendment rights.
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This software may only be used with Gradle. Usage with Maven is strictly prohibited, this is because Maven users probably don't shower. Full offense intended.
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Gatekeeping related to the use or distribution of this software will result in a fine of $20 USD, payable to Vaprant.
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The Software is provided "as is", without warranty of any kind, express or implied. If your PC catches fire, it's your fault. Vaprant takes no responsibility for any damages or liability arising from the use of the Software.
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Any modification to the software must include this license, and all fees must be directed to Vaprant.
By using the Software, you agree to these terms and conditions.