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Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.
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A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.
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Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
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Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.
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No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
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For Sale.  Three canaries of undermined sex.
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For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.
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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
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Great Dames for sale.
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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
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20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery.  It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.  Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
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Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.  Automatically burns toast.
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Sheer stockings.  Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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Stock up and save.  Limit: one.
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Save regularly in our bank.  You'll never reget it.
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We build bodies that last a lifetime.
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Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last .
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This is the model home for your future.  It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.
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For Sale--Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
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For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
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Man, honest.  Will take anything.
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Wanted: chambermaid in rectory.  Love in, $200 a month.  References required.
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Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.
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Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!
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Christmans tag-sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
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Modular Sofas.  Only $299.  For rest or fore play.
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Wanted: Hair-cutter.  Excellent growth potential.
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Wanted.  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.
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Our experienced Mom will care for your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
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Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.
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Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
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See ladies blouses.  50% off!
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Holcross pullets.  Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
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Wanted: Preparer of food.  Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
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Illiterate?  Write today for free help.
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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.  Blue Cross and salary.
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Wanted.  Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties.  Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
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Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
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Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
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Be with us again next Saturday at 10 p.m. for "High Fidelity," designed to help music lovers increase their reproduction.
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When you are thirsty, try 7-Up,the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after.
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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
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