diff --git a/server/app.py b/server/app.py index 4719fc38..b9d42d50 100644 --- a/server/app.py +++ b/server/app.py @@ -40,6 +40,9 @@ ResponseData = TypeVar("ResponseData") +kafka_producer = {} +single_kafka_producer = None + class Response(BaseModel, Generic[ResponseData]): success: bool = True @@ -166,24 +169,48 @@ async def submit_batch(batch: BatchData): Returns: Response: Generic response indicating status of request """ - topic = get_input_topic_name(batch.job_id) - producer = AIOKafkaProducer( - bootstrap_servers=settings.kafka_bootstrap_servers, - value_serializer=lambda v: json.dumps(v).encode("utf-8"), - ) - await producer.start() - - try: - for record in batch.data: - await producer.send_and_wait(topic, value=record) - except UnknownTopicOrPartitionError: - await producer.stop() - raise HTTPException( - status_code=500, detail=f"{topic=} for job {batch.job_id} not found" - ) - finally: - await producer.stop() + global kafka_producer + if os.environ['SINGLE_PRODUCER']=='true': + logger.warning(f"SINGLE PRODUCER RUN") + print(f"SINGLE PRODUCER RUN",flush=True) + global single_kafka_producer + if not single_kafka_producer: + logger.warning(f"creating new kafka_producer_for_topic") + single_kafka_producer = AIOKafkaProducer( + bootstrap_servers=settings.kafka_bootstrap_servers, + value_serializer=lambda v: json.dumps(v).encode("utf-8"), + ) + await single_kafka_producer.start() + import time + try: + for record in batch.data: + await single_kafka_producer.send_and_wait(topic, value=record) + time.sleep(.1) + except UnknownTopicOrPartitionError: + raise HTTPException( + status_code=500, detail=f"{topic=} for job {batch.job_id} not found" + ) + else: + logger.warning(f"MULTIPLE PRODUCER RUN") + kafka_producer_for_topic=kafka_producer.get(topic,None) + if not kafka_producer_for_topic: + logger.warning(f"creating new kafka_producer_for_topic") + kafka_producer_for_topic = AIOKafkaProducer( + bootstrap_servers=settings.kafka_bootstrap_servers, + value_serializer=lambda v: json.dumps(v).encode("utf-8"), + ) + kafka_producer[topic]=kafka_producer_for_topic + await kafka_producer_for_topic.start() + import time + try: + for record in batch.data: + await kafka_producer_for_topic.send_and_wait(topic, value=record) + time.sleep(.1) + except UnknownTopicOrPartitionError: + raise HTTPException( + status_code=500, detail=f"{topic=} for job {batch.job_id} not found" + ) return Response[BatchSubmitted](data=BatchSubmitted(job_id=batch.job_id)) diff --git a/server/handlers/result_handlers.py b/server/handlers/result_handlers.py index 68953eff..5db07d2d 100644 --- a/server/handlers/result_handlers.py +++ b/server/handlers/result_handlers.py @@ -178,9 +178,12 @@ def write_header(self): def __call__(self, result_batch: list[LSEBatchItem]): logger.debug(f"\n\nHandler received batch: {result_batch}\n\n") + for rec in result_batch: + print(f"results handler, {rec} ",flush=True) # coerce dicts to LSEBatchItems for validation result_batch = [LSEBatchItem(**record) for record in result_batch] + # open and write to file with open(self.output_path, "a") as f: diff --git a/server/utils.py b/server/utils.py index 33b3861b..9cbdbdcb 100644 --- a/server/utils.py +++ b/server/utils.py @@ -16,6 +16,7 @@ class Settings(BaseSettings): kafka_input_consumer_timeout_ms: int = 1500 # 1.5 seconds kafka_output_consumer_timeout_ms: int = 1500 # 1.5 seconds task_time_limit_sec: int = 60 * 60 * 6 # 6 hours + single_kafka_producer: bool = True model_config = SettingsConfigDict( # have to use an absolute path here so celery workers can find it diff --git a/tests/conftest.py b/tests/conftest.py index 2d995770..560c0a21 100644 --- a/tests/conftest.py +++ b/tests/conftest.py @@ -7,6 +7,9 @@ from fakeredis import FakeStrictRedis from fastapi.testclient import TestClient from server.app import _get_redis_conn +from server.utils import Settings +import os + @pytest.fixture(scope="module") @@ -50,8 +53,21 @@ def pytest_collection_modifyitems(config, items): item.add_marker(skip_server) + + @pytest.fixture def client(): + os.environ['SINGLE_PRODUCER'] = 'true' + from server.app import app + + with TestClient(app) as client: + yield client + + +@pytest.fixture +def multiclient(): + os.environ['SINGLE_PRODUCER'] = 'false' + from server.app import app with TestClient(app) as client: @@ -61,7 +77,16 @@ def client(): @pytest_asyncio.fixture async def async_client(): from server.app import app + os.environ['SINGLE_PRODUCER'] = 'true' + async with httpx.AsyncClient( + timeout=10, app=app, base_url="http://localhost:30001" + ) as client: + yield client +@pytest_asyncio.fixture +async def multi_async_client(): + from server.app import app + os.environ['SINGLE_PRODUCER'] = 'true' async with httpx.AsyncClient( timeout=10, app=app, base_url="http://localhost:30001" ) as client: diff --git a/tests/jsonrecords.json b/tests/jsonrecords.json new file mode 100644 index 00000000..3fafc013 --- /dev/null +++ b/tests/jsonrecords.json @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[{"task_id": 1, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 10, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 11, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 12, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 13, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 14, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 15, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 16, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 17, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 18, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 19, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 20, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 21, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 22, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 23, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 24, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 25, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 26, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 27, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 28, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 29, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 30, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 31, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 32, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 33, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 34, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 35, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 36, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 37, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 38, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 39, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 40, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 41, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 42, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 43, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 44, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 45, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 46, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 47, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 48, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 49, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 50, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 51, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 52, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 53, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 54, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 55, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 56, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 57, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 58, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 59, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 60, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 61, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 62, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 63, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 64, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 65, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 66, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 67, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 68, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 69, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 70, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 71, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 72, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 73, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 74, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 75, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 76, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 77, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 78, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 79, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 80, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 81, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 82, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 83, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 84, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 85, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 86, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 87, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 88, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 89, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 90, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 91, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 92, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 93, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 94, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 95, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 96, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 97, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 98, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 99, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn 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band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. 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d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? 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pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? 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a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? 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at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? 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you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 1994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 1999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 2994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 2999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 3994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 3999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 4994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 4999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? 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sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 5994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 5999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? 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sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 6994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 6999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 7994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 7999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 8994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 8999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9001, "text": "Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9002, "text": "Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9003, "text": "Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9004, "text": "How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9005, "text": "Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9006, "text": "Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9007, "text": "Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9008, "text": "I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9009, "text": "Here's what the oscar nominations should look like", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9010, "text": "What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9011, "text": "The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9012, "text": "All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9013, "text": "Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9014, "text": "Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9015, "text": "Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9016, "text": "Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9017, "text": "Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9018, "text": "My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9019, "text": "What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9020, "text": "What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9021, "text": "Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9022, "text": "Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9023, "text": "What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9024, "text": "Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9025, "text": "Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9026, "text": "Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9027, "text": "Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9028, "text": "I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9029, "text": "Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9030, "text": "Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9031, "text": "How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9032, "text": "Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9033, "text": "Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9034, "text": "My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9035, "text": "Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9036, "text": "How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9037, "text": "Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9038, "text": "Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9039, "text": "The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9040, "text": "Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9041, "text": "What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9042, "text": "Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9043, "text": "Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9044, "text": "Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9045, "text": "Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9046, "text": "I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9047, "text": "Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9048, "text": "The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9049, "text": "Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9050, "text": "Is a death sentence really a death sentence?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9051, "text": "6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9052, "text": "Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9053, "text": "What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9054, "text": "Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9055, "text": "Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9056, "text": "How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9057, "text": "Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9058, "text": "What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9059, "text": "How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9060, "text": "Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9061, "text": "April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9062, "text": "Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9063, "text": "A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9064, "text": "17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9065, "text": "Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9066, "text": "What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9067, "text": "Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9068, "text": "Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9069, "text": "This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9070, "text": "My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9071, "text": "Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9072, "text": "If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9073, "text": "I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9074, "text": "To my student loans i am forever in your debt.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9075, "text": "You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9076, "text": "Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9077, "text": "You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9078, "text": "Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9079, "text": "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9080, "text": "Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9081, "text": "The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9082, "text": "Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9083, "text": "Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9084, "text": "Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9085, "text": "Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9086, "text": "Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9087, "text": "Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9088, "text": "Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9089, "text": "Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9090, "text": "How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9091, "text": "What's the most frustrating thing in the world?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9092, "text": "Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9093, "text": "Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9094, "text": "Feng shui energy in the year of the horse", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9095, "text": "Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9096, "text": "Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9097, "text": "The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9098, "text": "I like my jokes like my coffee bland", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9099, "text": "How do you organize a space party? you planet ;)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9100, "text": "Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9101, "text": "The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9102, "text": "Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9103, "text": "You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9104, "text": "Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9105, "text": "Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9106, "text": "Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9107, "text": "I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9108, "text": "Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9109, "text": "Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9110, "text": "How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9111, "text": "I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9112, "text": "I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9113, "text": "What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9114, "text": "Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9115, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9116, "text": "Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9117, "text": "What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9118, "text": "What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9119, "text": "Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9120, "text": "Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9121, "text": "I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9122, "text": "Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9123, "text": "Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9124, "text": "Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9125, "text": "Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9126, "text": "Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9127, "text": "Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9128, "text": "Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9129, "text": "Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9130, "text": "Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9131, "text": "60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9132, "text": "What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9133, "text": "Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9134, "text": "What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9135, "text": "How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9136, "text": "A step by step to vacationing in the mountains", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9137, "text": "How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9138, "text": "Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9139, "text": "Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9140, "text": "Why is 17 called the mother-in-law in black jack? because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9141, "text": "My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9142, "text": "You guys i found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on facebook.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9143, "text": "Joe kennedy iii reveals how his gop counterparts really feel about donald trump's tweets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9144, "text": "Yo momma is so fat, shes got more coverage than my cell phone provider", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9145, "text": "Everything you thought you knew about doing laundry is wrong", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9146, "text": "An autopsy for the dismal second season of 'true detective'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9147, "text": "Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9148, "text": "Roses are red, violets are blue.. no, wait.. fuck, now they're black.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9149, "text": "Knock, knock! who's there? alzheimer's! alzheimer's who? knock, knock!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9150, "text": "Walmart workers plan black friday protests over wages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9151, "text": "What if the sunday shows booked ordinary americans to discuss the budget?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9152, "text": "Mubarak's case is a \u2018trial of egypt's revolution'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9153, "text": "Why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9154, "text": "Homework. the teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9155, "text": "Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9156, "text": "Records show numerous complaints against officer who staged his suicide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9157, "text": "National eating disorders awareness week: get in the know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9158, "text": "Bryan cranston is moving to canada if trump gets elected next week", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9159, "text": "Worker dies at minnesota vikings' stadium construction site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9160, "text": "How do red necks celebrate halloween? pump kin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9161, "text": "The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9162, "text": "Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls because all i hear over there is booo hooo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9163, "text": "Vladimir putin denies donald trump revealed classified information in russia meeting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9164, "text": "'ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - putin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9165, "text": "Mirabegron, overactive bladder drug, works but liver and heart concerns raised", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9166, "text": "Why your purse is giving you back pain... and 11 ways to fix it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9167, "text": "The ultimate grocery cheat sheet for busy parents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9168, "text": "Top 10 ways members of congress are like toddlers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9169, "text": "White christmas weather 2012: new york, pennsylvania and new jersey may see holiday snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9170, "text": "I was really bad in school. i failed maths so many times, i can't even count.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9171, "text": "Man who's blind in 1 eye forms bond with unwanted puppy born with 1 eye", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9172, "text": "Why don't the borg procreate naturally? because they prefer artificial assimilation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9173, "text": "What does the illuminati smell like? new world odor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9174, "text": "What do you call a chinese millionaire? cha-ching", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9175, "text": "Great news! if you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9176, "text": "I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9177, "text": "This week's pint-sized style crush is the cutest thing you'll see all day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9178, "text": "Dark humor is like food only some people get it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9179, "text": "A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... that's when he learned how the mercedes bends", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9180, "text": "Kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9181, "text": "Do a little dance... drink a lot of rum... fall down tonight...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9182, "text": "Man is fatally shot by police responding to burglary at his home", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9183, "text": "A brief history of that time disneyland employed live mermaids", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9184, "text": "How did the cheerleader get magic aids? a magic johnson.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9185, "text": "Nonprofit risk and crisis management: challenges for the 21st century", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9186, "text": "Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited alaska? i guess he came back a husky fucker.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9187, "text": "From pizza to zoodles: 5 fabulous ways to use pesto", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9188, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? the aristocrats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9189, "text": "There are 10 types of people. ones who understand binary, and ones that don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9190, "text": "Leaving the next generation an empty bag: the big mop-up", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9191, "text": "Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9192, "text": "What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9193, "text": "We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9194, "text": "Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9195, "text": "This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9196, "text": "Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9197, "text": "I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9198, "text": "People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9199, "text": "If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9200, "text": "5 ways to connect with a dying loved one", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9201, "text": "Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9202, "text": "Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9203, "text": "Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9204, "text": "I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9205, "text": "I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9206, "text": "Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9207, "text": "The one diet that can cure most disease: part i", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9208, "text": "There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9209, "text": "If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9210, "text": "Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9211, "text": "9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9212, "text": "What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9213, "text": "My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9214, "text": "I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9215, "text": "This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9216, "text": "Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9217, "text": "What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9218, "text": "What\u2019s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9219, "text": "Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9220, "text": "Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9221, "text": "If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9222, "text": "What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9223, "text": "I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9224, "text": "Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9225, "text": "Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9226, "text": "Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9227, "text": "If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9228, "text": "10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9229, "text": "I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9230, "text": "If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9231, "text": "Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9232, "text": "University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9233, "text": "Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9234, "text": "Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9235, "text": "Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9236, "text": "You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9237, "text": "Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9238, "text": "This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9239, "text": "What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9240, "text": "What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9241, "text": "Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9242, "text": "Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9243, "text": "Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9244, "text": "What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9245, "text": "Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on \u2018dr. phil'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9246, "text": "Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9247, "text": "Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9248, "text": "'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9249, "text": "Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9250, "text": "Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9251, "text": "White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9252, "text": "Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9253, "text": "My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9254, "text": "Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9255, "text": "Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9256, "text": "Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9257, "text": "Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9258, "text": "New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9259, "text": "Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9260, "text": "A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9261, "text": "Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9262, "text": "'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9263, "text": "I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9264, "text": "What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9265, "text": "Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9266, "text": "Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9267, "text": "If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9268, "text": "What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9269, "text": "Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9270, "text": "New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9271, "text": "Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9272, "text": "Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9273, "text": "Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9274, "text": "What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9275, "text": "Most of marco rubio\u2019s delegates will probably still have to vote for him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9276, "text": "Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9277, "text": "A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9278, "text": "House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9279, "text": "Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9280, "text": "20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9281, "text": "Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9282, "text": "How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9283, "text": "Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9284, "text": "If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9285, "text": "God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9286, "text": "What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9287, "text": "Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9288, "text": "Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9289, "text": "Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9290, "text": "Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9291, "text": "Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9292, "text": "Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9293, "text": "So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9294, "text": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9295, "text": "A \u201cone taiwan\u201d policy? let\u2019s take out the chinese?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9296, "text": "Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9297, "text": "Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9298, "text": "How to stop taking our lives for granted", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9299, "text": "Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9300, "text": "Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9301, "text": "Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9302, "text": "This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9303, "text": "Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9304, "text": "I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9305, "text": "Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9306, "text": "American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9307, "text": "I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9308, "text": "What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9309, "text": "What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9310, "text": "New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9311, "text": "I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9312, "text": "What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9313, "text": "What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9314, "text": "Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9315, "text": "How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9316, "text": "What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9317, "text": "I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9318, "text": "10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9319, "text": "I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9320, "text": "This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9321, "text": "Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9322, "text": "Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9323, "text": "Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9324, "text": "Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9325, "text": "Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9326, "text": "Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9327, "text": "Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9328, "text": "Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9329, "text": "Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9330, "text": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9331, "text": "Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9332, "text": "There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9333, "text": "Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9334, "text": "Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9335, "text": "I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9336, "text": "Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9337, "text": "I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9338, "text": "What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9339, "text": "Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9340, "text": "German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9341, "text": "How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9342, "text": "Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9343, "text": "Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9344, "text": "Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9345, "text": "The private sector tackling education in emerging economies", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9346, "text": "Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9347, "text": "Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9348, "text": "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9349, "text": "How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9350, "text": "Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9351, "text": "'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9352, "text": "Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9353, "text": "Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9354, "text": "The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9355, "text": "Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9356, "text": "Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9357, "text": "Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9358, "text": "Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9359, "text": "El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9360, "text": "Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9361, "text": "Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9362, "text": "What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9363, "text": "Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9364, "text": "How climate change is fueling violence against women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9365, "text": "A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9366, "text": "Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9367, "text": "What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9368, "text": "On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9369, "text": "Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9370, "text": "Pope francis says he\u2019s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9371, "text": "50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9372, "text": "Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9373, "text": "White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9374, "text": "What do you call a slow transgender? translate.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9375, "text": "'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9376, "text": "Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9377, "text": "Trump\u2019s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9378, "text": "Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9379, "text": "Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9380, "text": "Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9381, "text": "What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9382, "text": "Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9383, "text": "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9384, "text": "There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9385, "text": "What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9386, "text": "Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9387, "text": "Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9388, "text": "What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9389, "text": "Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9390, "text": "22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9391, "text": "Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9392, "text": "Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9393, "text": "What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9394, "text": "Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9395, "text": "I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9396, "text": "Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9397, "text": "Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9398, "text": "What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9399, "text": "Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9400, "text": "So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9401, "text": "Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9402, "text": "If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9403, "text": "Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9404, "text": "10 healthy herbs and how to use them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9405, "text": "Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9406, "text": "The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9407, "text": "Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9408, "text": "The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9409, "text": "Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9410, "text": "Chipotle\u2019s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9411, "text": "Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9412, "text": "'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9413, "text": "8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9414, "text": "I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9415, "text": "You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9416, "text": "Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9417, "text": "Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9418, "text": "Why we won\u2019t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9419, "text": "What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9420, "text": "Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9421, "text": "Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9422, "text": "Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9423, "text": "How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9424, "text": "You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9425, "text": "The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9426, "text": "One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9427, "text": "Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9428, "text": "What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9429, "text": "What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9430, "text": "What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9431, "text": "How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9432, "text": "What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9433, "text": "How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9434, "text": "D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9435, "text": "Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9436, "text": "'single gene may hold key to life itself'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9437, "text": "Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9438, "text": "What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9439, "text": "Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9440, "text": "Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9441, "text": "Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip'", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9442, "text": "Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9443, "text": "Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9444, "text": "American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9445, "text": "What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9446, "text": "Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9447, "text": "What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9448, "text": "It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9449, "text": "What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9450, "text": "It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9451, "text": "What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9452, "text": "There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9453, "text": "Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9454, "text": "The latest battle in the dad blog war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9455, "text": "What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9456, "text": "Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9457, "text": "Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9458, "text": "What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9459, "text": "Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9460, "text": "A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9461, "text": "After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9462, "text": "The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9463, "text": "Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9464, "text": "This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9465, "text": "Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9466, "text": "What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9467, "text": "Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9468, "text": "Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9469, "text": "What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9470, "text": "What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9471, "text": "These are the 16 best burritos in america", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9472, "text": "George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9473, "text": "What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9474, "text": "I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9475, "text": "If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9476, "text": "Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9477, "text": "What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9478, "text": "Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9479, "text": "Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9480, "text": "What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9481, "text": "A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9482, "text": "The harsh reality women face when coming home from war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9483, "text": "The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9484, "text": "Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9485, "text": "What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9486, "text": "Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9487, "text": "As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9488, "text": "Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9489, "text": "Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9490, "text": "What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9491, "text": "Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9492, "text": "Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9493, "text": "Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9494, "text": "U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9495, "text": "Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9496, "text": "Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9497, "text": "Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9498, "text": "Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9499, "text": "This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9500, "text": "Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9501, "text": "What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9502, "text": "Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of \u2018harry potter\u2019 at him", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9503, "text": "Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9504, "text": "Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9505, "text": "Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9506, "text": "George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9507, "text": "Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9508, "text": "What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9509, "text": "I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9510, "text": "How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9511, "text": "The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9512, "text": "When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9513, "text": "Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9514, "text": "Once you go black you never go back... fuck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9515, "text": "Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9516, "text": "Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9517, "text": "You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9518, "text": "Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard vir\u00e9e classique with record attendance", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9519, "text": "What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9520, "text": "All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9521, "text": "Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9522, "text": "The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9523, "text": "Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9524, "text": "What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9525, "text": "My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9526, "text": "One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9527, "text": "13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9528, "text": "What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9529, "text": "I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9530, "text": "What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9531, "text": "Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9532, "text": "What type of writing makes the most money? ransom notes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9533, "text": "Dallas shootings cast shadow over obama trip to spain", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9534, "text": "10-year-old's pet goat saves her entire family from dying", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9535, "text": "What fast food restaurants don't tell you about your meal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9536, "text": "4 things people who are grieving want you to know", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9537, "text": "I said hi to ellen pao today she told me to stop being sexist", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9538, "text": "A guy walked into a bar... and said, ouch! sorry. it had to be done.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9539, "text": "Jeff sessions reportedly revives probe of uranium one deal", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9540, "text": "Fishes. what does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9541, "text": "Judge dismisses discrimination lawsuit filed by family of ahmed mohamed", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9542, "text": "Homesick at summer camp: a tale of resilience", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9543, "text": "This community is ours -- let's own it!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9544, "text": "Carla bruni's bulgari campaign is finally here! (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9545, "text": "Why do all pirates wear eye patches? chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9546, "text": "What do psychologists say to each other when they meet? you're fine how am i?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9547, "text": "I like to refer to star trek: deep space nine as... ...keeping up with the cardassians -&y", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9548, "text": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? he was out-standing in his field.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9549, "text": "What do you call a fat chinese person? double chin", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9550, "text": "Bookstore will hand out free copies of 'we should all be feminists' on inauguration day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9551, "text": "Will smith announces new world tour with dj jazzy jeff, possibly next summer", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9552, "text": "What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the asian ones because they suck?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9553, "text": "Former police officer mom teams up with daughter to make bulletproof backpacks", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9554, "text": "You know what was lit? the freedom bus.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9555, "text": "9 ways you can learn to love valentine's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9556, "text": "Super bowl pizza recipes that put delivery to shame", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9557, "text": "Protesters hang giant 'impeach trump' banner at washington nationals game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9558, "text": "Jake gyllenhaal on gay rumors, 'brokeback mountain' on 'inside the actors studio'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9559, "text": "I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now i'm worried about my vagina.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9560, "text": "I like my women like i like my bikes. chained up and locked down in my garage.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9561, "text": "Why did the chicken cross the road? to murder link", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9562, "text": "Thursday's morning email: tributes pour in for hugh hefner, founder of playboy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9563, "text": "Ryan adams, conor oberst, and david gray perform at vpac for kcsn's benefit show", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9564, "text": "Friends with benefits? what, like you can provide dental insurance?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9565, "text": "Parent coach: learning to love the differences between you and your child", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9566, "text": "Gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9567, "text": "Listen to the fox news gop debate here", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9568, "text": "4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin sheila is remarkably ugly.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9569, "text": "Everything you need to know about the 38 best diets for health", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9570, "text": "What the world food programme, hillary clinton, women and nutrition have in common", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9571, "text": "Busy philipps takes time out of her busy schedule to create the perfect look (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9572, "text": "The joy of flying american is far from assured", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9573, "text": "Every parent's 3 biggest facebook fears -- and what to do about them", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9574, "text": "What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? a pair!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9575, "text": "I can't believe i shaved my toes for this", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9576, "text": "What happened when grandpa went to the strip club? he had a stroke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9577, "text": "Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9578, "text": "What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9579, "text": "Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9580, "text": "As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9581, "text": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9582, "text": "Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9583, "text": "What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9584, "text": "There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9585, "text": "What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9586, "text": "Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9587, "text": "Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9588, "text": "Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9589, "text": "Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9590, "text": "What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9591, "text": "Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9592, "text": "3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9593, "text": "A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9594, "text": "Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9595, "text": "Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9596, "text": "Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9597, "text": "Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9598, "text": "Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9599, "text": "Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9600, "text": "Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9601, "text": "U.s. spies say they tracked \u2018sony hackers' for years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9602, "text": "How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9603, "text": "His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9604, "text": "Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9605, "text": "If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9606, "text": "There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9607, "text": "What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9608, "text": "All the winners at the 2015 golden globes", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9609, "text": "How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9610, "text": "Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home \u2018random men\u2019 since dad died", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9611, "text": "Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9612, "text": "The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9613, "text": "The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9614, "text": "Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9615, "text": "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9616, "text": "Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9617, "text": "A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9618, "text": "Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9619, "text": "How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9620, "text": "Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9621, "text": "What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9622, "text": "Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9623, "text": "The enemy is within, not without: make love not war", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9624, "text": "Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9625, "text": "Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9626, "text": "My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9627, "text": "Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9628, "text": "Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9629, "text": "Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9630, "text": "The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9631, "text": "Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9632, "text": "A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9633, "text": "What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9634, "text": "Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9635, "text": "4 ways to stay sane at the table", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9636, "text": "Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9637, "text": "Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9638, "text": "What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9639, "text": "Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9640, "text": "Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9641, "text": "Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9642, "text": "What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9643, "text": "Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9644, "text": "Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9645, "text": "Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9646, "text": "Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9647, "text": "Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9648, "text": "Mothers don\u2019t need greeting cards and chocolate\u2014we need real reform", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9649, "text": "You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9650, "text": "My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9651, "text": "I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9652, "text": "Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9653, "text": "'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9654, "text": "Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9655, "text": "What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9656, "text": "My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9657, "text": "What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9658, "text": "Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9659, "text": "New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9660, "text": "Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9661, "text": "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9662, "text": "Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9663, "text": "Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9664, "text": "How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9665, "text": "Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9666, "text": "The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9667, "text": "Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9668, "text": "Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9669, "text": "Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9670, "text": "Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9671, "text": "So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9672, "text": "Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9673, "text": "The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9674, "text": "What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9675, "text": "Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9676, "text": "As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9677, "text": "My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9678, "text": "If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9679, "text": "What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9680, "text": "All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9681, "text": "What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9682, "text": "What are parents that you can see through? transparents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9683, "text": "What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9684, "text": "Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9685, "text": "Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9686, "text": "Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9687, "text": "You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9688, "text": "I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9689, "text": "These ceos wanted to \u2018fix the debt\u2019 until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9690, "text": "What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9691, "text": "Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9692, "text": "Some people are about as useful as the r in february.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9693, "text": "Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9694, "text": "Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9695, "text": "Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9696, "text": "And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9697, "text": "The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9698, "text": "'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9699, "text": "Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9700, "text": "The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9701, "text": "Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9702, "text": "Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9703, "text": "How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9704, "text": "Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9705, "text": "Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9706, "text": "Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9707, "text": "What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9708, "text": "Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9709, "text": "Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9710, "text": "Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9711, "text": "A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9712, "text": "Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9713, "text": "Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9714, "text": "*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9715, "text": "So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9716, "text": "What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9717, "text": "It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9718, "text": "Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9719, "text": "Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9720, "text": "House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9721, "text": "I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9722, "text": "Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9723, "text": "Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9724, "text": "Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9725, "text": "Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9726, "text": "What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9727, "text": "Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9728, "text": "What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9729, "text": "I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9730, "text": "Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9731, "text": "What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9732, "text": "Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9733, "text": "Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9734, "text": "'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9735, "text": "Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9736, "text": "Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9737, "text": "Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9738, "text": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9739, "text": "Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9740, "text": "Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9741, "text": "Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9742, "text": "Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9743, "text": "Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9744, "text": "Emotional health: the key to our children's success", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9745, "text": "Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9746, "text": "The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9747, "text": "Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9748, "text": "What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9749, "text": "Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9750, "text": "My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9751, "text": "I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9752, "text": "Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9753, "text": "Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9754, "text": "The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9755, "text": "Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9756, "text": "I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9757, "text": "Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9758, "text": "Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9759, "text": "Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9760, "text": "What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9761, "text": "Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9762, "text": "Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9763, "text": "*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9764, "text": "How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9765, "text": "What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9766, "text": "Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9767, "text": "Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9768, "text": "Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9769, "text": "Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9770, "text": "Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9771, "text": "Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9772, "text": "Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9773, "text": "So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9774, "text": "Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9775, "text": "Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9776, "text": "What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9777, "text": "What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9778, "text": "Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9779, "text": "7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9780, "text": "Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9781, "text": "Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9782, "text": "Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9783, "text": "Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9784, "text": "We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9785, "text": "Marina abramovi\u0107 shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9786, "text": "What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9787, "text": "Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9788, "text": "Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9789, "text": "Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9790, "text": "10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9791, "text": "My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9792, "text": "Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9793, "text": "What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9794, "text": "More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9795, "text": "Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9796, "text": "I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9797, "text": "11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9798, "text": "So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9799, "text": "Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9800, "text": "Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9801, "text": "You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9802, "text": "A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9803, "text": "Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9804, "text": "I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9805, "text": "He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9806, "text": "What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9807, "text": "Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9808, "text": "Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9809, "text": "What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9810, "text": "Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9811, "text": "Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9812, "text": "A clock wrote a book critics say its about time", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9813, "text": "What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9814, "text": "Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9815, "text": "Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9816, "text": "How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9817, "text": "What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9818, "text": "What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9819, "text": "What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9820, "text": "Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9821, "text": "Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9822, "text": "The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9823, "text": "Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9824, "text": "2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9825, "text": "Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9826, "text": "The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9827, "text": "Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9828, "text": "What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9829, "text": "Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9830, "text": "'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9831, "text": "What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9832, "text": "You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9833, "text": "Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9834, "text": "What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9835, "text": "I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9836, "text": "What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9837, "text": "Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9838, "text": "What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9839, "text": "Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9840, "text": "How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9841, "text": "What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9842, "text": "Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9843, "text": "Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9844, "text": "A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9845, "text": "Trump\u2019s selling a russia story, but most americans aren\u2019t buying it", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9846, "text": "Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9847, "text": "What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9848, "text": "If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9849, "text": "This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9850, "text": "Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9851, "text": "4 healthy games to play with your cat", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9852, "text": "My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9853, "text": "To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9854, "text": "There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9855, "text": "What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9856, "text": "5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9857, "text": "I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9858, "text": "I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9859, "text": "Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9860, "text": "Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9861, "text": "I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9862, "text": "Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9863, "text": "What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9864, "text": "Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9865, "text": "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9866, "text": "What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9867, "text": "An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9868, "text": "Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9869, "text": "Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9870, "text": "Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9871, "text": "My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9872, "text": "I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9873, "text": "Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9874, "text": "'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9875, "text": "What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9876, "text": "Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9877, "text": "Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9878, "text": "Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9879, "text": "Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9880, "text": "Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9881, "text": "Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9882, "text": "Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9883, "text": "Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9884, "text": "A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9885, "text": "What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9886, "text": "You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9887, "text": "How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9888, "text": "Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9889, "text": "Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9890, "text": "In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war \u2014 then came the clampdown", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9891, "text": "Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9892, "text": "What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9893, "text": "Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9894, "text": "Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9895, "text": "Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9896, "text": "This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9897, "text": "Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9898, "text": "How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9899, "text": "These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9900, "text": "22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9901, "text": "Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9902, "text": "Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9903, "text": "10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink ros\u00e9", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9904, "text": "Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9905, "text": "2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9906, "text": "I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9907, "text": "How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9908, "text": "Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9909, "text": "How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9910, "text": "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9911, "text": "How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9912, "text": "Use rituals to send love to your children", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9913, "text": "A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9914, "text": "One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9915, "text": "Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9916, "text": "Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9917, "text": "First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9918, "text": "Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9919, "text": "What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9920, "text": "The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9921, "text": "Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9922, "text": "What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9923, "text": "Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9924, "text": "Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9925, "text": "Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9926, "text": "Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9927, "text": "It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9928, "text": "Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9929, "text": "Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9930, "text": "How google glass could save lives in the hospital er", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9931, "text": "Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9932, "text": "Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9933, "text": "The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9934, "text": "Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9935, "text": "What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9936, "text": "What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9937, "text": "Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9938, "text": "My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9939, "text": "Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9940, "text": "My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9941, "text": "What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9942, "text": "Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9943, "text": "Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9944, "text": "Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9945, "text": "What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9946, "text": "Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9947, "text": "Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9948, "text": "What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9949, "text": "Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9950, "text": "Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9951, "text": "Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9952, "text": "Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9953, "text": "Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9954, "text": "Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9955, "text": "What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9956, "text": "Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9957, "text": "Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9958, "text": "Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9959, "text": "I like camping but... it's so in tents", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9960, "text": "What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9961, "text": "My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9962, "text": "Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9963, "text": "Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9964, "text": "A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9965, "text": "Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9966, "text": "New college parents: what do i do now?", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9967, "text": "When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9968, "text": "I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9969, "text": "Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9970, "text": "I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9971, "text": "Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9972, "text": "Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9973, "text": "I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9974, "text": "Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9975, "text": "A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9976, "text": "What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9977, "text": "Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9978, "text": "2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9979, "text": "Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9980, "text": "My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9981, "text": "A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9982, "text": "Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9983, "text": "A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9984, "text": "I'm as bored as a slut on her period.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9985, "text": "Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9986, "text": "What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9987, "text": "Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9988, "text": "What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9989, "text": "Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9990, "text": "San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9991, "text": "What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9992, "text": "How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9993, "text": "Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution", "output": "Not Humor"}, {"task_id": 9994, "text": "Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9995, "text": "Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9996, "text": "Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9997, "text": "Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9998, "text": "You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 9999, "text": "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.", "output": "Humor"}, {"task_id": 10000, "text": "Student loses hope after too much testing (video)", "output": "Not Humor"}] \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/tests/test_server.py b/tests/test_server.py index dc4d9827..0b0a688b 100644 --- a/tests/test_server.py +++ b/tests/test_server.py @@ -55,6 +55,47 @@ "result_handler": {"type": "DummyHandler"}, } +SUBMIT_PAYLOAD_HUMOR = { + "agent": { + "environment": { + "type": "AsyncKafkaEnvironment", + "kafka_bootstrap_servers": "", + "kafka_input_topic": "", + "kafka_output_topic": "", + "timeout_ms": 1, + }, + "skills": [ + { + "type": "ClassificationSkill", + "name": "text_classifier", + "instructions": "", + "input_template": "{text}", + "output_template": "{output}", + "labels": { + "output": [ + "humor", + "not humor", + ] + }, + } + ], + "runtimes": { + "default": { + "type": "AsyncOpenAIChatRuntime", + "model": "gpt-3.5-turbo-0125", + "api_key": OPENAI_API_KEY, + "max_tokens": 10, + "temperature": 0, + "concurrent_clients": 100, + "batch_size": 100, + "timeout": 10, + "verbose": False, + } + }, + }, + "result_handler": {"type": "DummyHandler"}, +} + async def arun_job( client: httpx.AsyncClient, @@ -98,7 +139,7 @@ async def arun_job_and_get_output( client: httpx.AsyncClient, streaming_payload_agent: dict, batch_payload_datas: list[list[dict]], - timeout_sec=10, + timeout_sec=60*60*2, poll_interval_sec=1, ) -> pd.DataFrame: @@ -202,6 +243,75 @@ def test_streaming(client): output["output"] == expected_output ).all(), "adala did not return expected output" +@pytest.mark.use_openai +@pytest.mark.use_server +def test_streaming_10000(multiclient): + client = multiclient + f = open('jsonrecords.json') + import json + # returns JSON object as + # a dictionary + datarecord = json.load(f) + + data = pd.DataFrame.from_records( + datarecord + ) + batch_data = data.drop("output", axis=1).to_dict(orient="records") + expected_output = data.set_index("task_id")["output"] + + with NamedTemporaryFile(mode="r") as f: + + print("filename", f.name, flush=True) + + SUBMIT_PAYLOAD_HUMOR["result_handler"] = { + "type": "CSVHandler", + "output_path": f.name, + } + + resp = client.post("/jobs/submit-streaming", json=SUBMIT_PAYLOAD_HUMOR) + resp.raise_for_status() + job_id = resp.json()["data"]["job_id"] + batchstartidx=0 + batchendidx = 1000 + for i in range(0,10): + + batch_payload = { + "job_id": job_id, + "data": batch_data[batchstartidx:batchendidx], + } + resp = client.post("/jobs/submit-batch", json=batch_payload) + resp.raise_for_status() + batchendidx+=1000 + batchstartidx+=1000 + # time.sleep(1) + # batch_payload = { + # "job_id": job_id, + # "data": batch_data[2:], + # } + # resp = client.post("/jobs/submit-batch", json=batch_payload) + # resp.raise_for_status() + + timeout_sec = 60*60*3 + poll_interval_sec = 1 + terminal_statuses = ["Completed", "Failed", "Canceled"] + for _ in range(int(timeout_sec / poll_interval_sec)): + resp = client.get(f"/jobs/{job_id}") + status = resp.json()["data"]["status"] + if status in terminal_statuses: + print("terminal polling ", status, flush=True) + break + print("polling ", status, flush=True) + time.sleep(poll_interval_sec) + assert status == "Completed", status + + output = pd.read_csv(f.name).set_index("task_id") + print(f"dataframe length, {len(output.index)}") + output.to_json('outputresult.json', orient='records', lines=True) + assert not output["error"].any(), "adala returned errors" + assert ( + output["output"] == expected_output + ).all(), "adala did not return expected output" + @pytest.mark.use_openai @pytest.mark.use_server @@ -239,6 +349,82 @@ async def test_streaming_n_concurrent_requests(async_client): output["output"] == expected_output ).all(), "adala did not return expected output" +@pytest.mark.use_openai +@pytest.mark.use_server +@pytest.mark.asyncio +async def test_streaming_2_concurrent_requests_100000_single_producer(async_client): + client = async_client + + # TODO test with n_requests > number of celery workers + n_requests = 2 + + f = open('jsonrecords.json') + import json + # returns JSON object as + # a dictionary + datarecord = json.load(f) + + data = pd.DataFrame.from_records( + datarecord + ) + batch_payload_data = data.drop("output", axis=1).to_dict(orient="records") + batch_payload_datas = [batch_payload_data[:1000], batch_payload_data[1000:2000],batch_payload_data[2000:3000],batch_payload_data[3000:4000],batch_payload_data[4000:5000],batch_payload_data[5000:6000],batch_payload_data[6000:7000],batch_payload_data[7000:8000],batch_payload_data[8000:9000],batch_payload_data[9000:10000]] + expected_output = data.set_index("task_id")["output"] + + outputs = await asyncio.gather( + *[ + arun_job_and_get_output( + client, SUBMIT_PAYLOAD["agent"], batch_payload_datas + ) + for _ in range(n_requests) + ] + ) + + for output in outputs: + assert not output["error"].any(), "adala returned errors" + assert ( + output["output"] == expected_output + ).all(), "adala did not return expected output" + + +@pytest.mark.use_openai +@pytest.mark.use_server +@pytest.mark.asyncio +async def test_streaming_2_concurrent_requests_100000(multi_async_client): + client = multi_async_client + + # TODO test with n_requests > number of celery workers + n_requests = 2 + + f = open('jsonrecords.json') + import json + # returns JSON object as + # a dictionary + datarecord = json.load(f) + + data = pd.DataFrame.from_records( + datarecord + ) + batch_payload_data = data.drop("output", axis=1).to_dict(orient="records") + batch_payload_datas = [batch_payload_data[:1000], batch_payload_data[1000:2000],batch_payload_data[2000:3000],batch_payload_data[3000:4000],batch_payload_data[4000:5000],batch_payload_data[5000:6000],batch_payload_data[6000:7000],batch_payload_data[7000:8000],batch_payload_data[8000:9000],batch_payload_data[9000:10000]] + expected_output = data.set_index("task_id")["output"] + + outputs = await asyncio.gather( + *[ + arun_job_and_get_output( + client, SUBMIT_PAYLOAD["agent"], batch_payload_datas + ) + for _ in range(n_requests) + ] + ) + + for output in outputs: + assert not output["error"].any(), "adala returned errors" + assert ( + output["output"] == expected_output + ).all(), "adala did not return expected output" + + @pytest.mark.use_openai @pytest.mark.use_server