Welcome to B.I.D.E.T mobile, where every month is "No-vember" and we're all about spreading some "crappy" holiday cheer! 💩🎃🎄
B.I.D.E.T is your go-to web app for those moments of dire need when you're out and about, and nature calls. 🌍📍
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Navigate the Unknown: Use our map to find your way to the nearest bathroom oasis. No more desperate searches!
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Pin Your Location: Drop a pin on your current location so you never lose track, even when things get spooky 👻.
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Bidet or No Bidet: We answer the age-old question: "Does this establishment have a bidet?" 🚿
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Open B.I.D.E.T on your device (we won't ask why you're in a hurry 🏃♂️).
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Find your current location on the map. It's your treasure map to bathroom gold!
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Drop a pin like you're casting a spell (expecto excrementum! 🪄).
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Rate the establishment's bathroom: "Bidet Bliss" or "Bidet Missed It!" 💯
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"Because every month is 'No-vember' when you've got 'business' to attend to!" 🍂🍁
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"Santa may have gifts, but we've got the gift of giving...you a clean bathroom experience!" 🎅🎁
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"Spooky season or holiday season, we're here for your season...of relief!" 🦇🎄
In case you were wondering, B.I.D.E.T stands for Bidet Improvement Data for Employee Experience Tracker. Yes, we take bathroom business seriously! 😄
Feeling inspired to join the B.I.D.E.T movement? We welcome contributions from the bottom of our hearts (and elsewhere)! Let's make the world a cleaner, funnier place together. 😄
This project is under the "No Stinkers Allowed" license. Use it wisely, and remember: leave no trace but your laughter. 🌟
Happy "Pooping" and Happy Holidays! 🚽🎉
