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<p>Build season is the 6-week period in which we have to build our robot. The short time constraints often result in very tired workers, who are apt to say very silly things. Here are some of the more appropriate examples, as recorded by Ian.</p>
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<li>"Put on a pink sparkly jumpsuit that says 'Pink Sparkly Pony Princess.'" <i>Keelan - 1/12/15</i></li>
<li>"Have you ever played that game where there are llamas, and then they evolve into something else?" <i>Yana - 1/17/15</i></li>
<li>"You stepped on my whatever-its-called toe." <i>Keelan - 1/24/15</i></li>
<li>"Goodbye, friends." <i>Christine - 1/25/15: on the topic of increasing meeting times</i></li>
<li>"Llama?! That is NOT a llama!" <i>Ian - 1/31/15</i></li>
<li>"We need a buttons thing." <i>Yana - 1/31/15</i></li>
<li>"Imagine a HYPER-galaxy!" "You could go to a hyper-hyper galaxy." "No. That doesn't work. You'd be in tera by then." <i>Keelan, Yana, and Keelan - 1/31/15</i></li>
<li>"I'm pretty sure if you put this near a plant and told it to grow up, the relationship would be negative. It would burrow back down into the dirt, like 'I can't take this!'" <i>Naoki - 1/31/15</i></li>
<li>"It has the body of a pop tart!" <i>Yana - 1/31/15</i></li>
<li>"Future career - a cat." <i>Yana - 1/31/15</i></li>
<li>"Don't look at me with that tone of voice." <i>Doug - 2/3/15</i></li>
<li>"I'm a cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I meow meow meow. And I meow meow meow." <i>Naoki - 2/7/15</i></li>
<li>"There was this one smart-aleck who was like 'This [rock] is the best thing ever!' But everybody else was just like 'Nah, my stick is fine.'" <i>Flint - 2/8/15</i></li>
<li>"I have a feeling this was your doing." "No, my tape is stapled." <i>Ian and Jill - 2/10/15</i></li>
<li>"Why is your battery at 3.7 volts?" <i>Doug - 2/14/15</i></li>
<li>"It won't actually explode, and it might even work." <i>Ian - 2/14/15</i></li>
<li>"I don't get why people are afraid of sparking metal." <i>Naoki - 2/15/15</i></li>
<li>"Yana, I don't Russian." <i>Ian - 2/15/15</i></li>
<li>"Why is my ear wet?" <i>Yana - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"I'm done with everything that requires distractions." <i>Ian - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"It's just lead." <i>Christine - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"Why is there a Talon on the floor?" "Because a bird dropped it." "Why is there a bird in here?" "It's Liberty Robotics. Everything happens in here." <i>Alex, Ian, Alex, and Ian - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"I came here, ate a cheeseburger, and that was it." <i>Naoki - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"It's a tape measure....I should staple it....It has tape in its name!" "And it's not called a 'staple measure' for a reason." <i>Jill and Ian - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan." <i>Jill - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"What shade of gray is the sky today?" "It's a nice mahogany gray." <i>Kaitlyn and Jill - 2/17/15</i></li>
<li>"Who would have known that the hardest part of building a robot was getting it in the darned bag." <i>Alex - 2/18/15 (12:03am)</i></li>
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<center><p><b>These aren't technically build season quotes, but happened while in a Robotics setting.</b></p></center>
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<li>"I displugged something." <i>Yana - 2/21/15</i></li>
<li>"Christine is thirsty for fish."<i>Yana - 2/24/15</i></li>
<li>"Looks slightly like a deranged dinosaur."<i>Alex - 2/24/15</i></li>
<li>"Is he emitting supersonic waves out of his elbows?" "It's Wifi."<i>Ian and Yana - 2/24/15</i></li>
<li>"Nyana cat!"<i>Ian - 2/24/15</i></li>
<li>"Is it comfortable?" "Having a stomach?"<i>Yana and Hayley - 2/26/15</i></li>
<li>"It looks like someone squirted toothpaste on my screen."<i> - 2/26/15</i></li>
<li>"I'm pretty sure that black magic is not allowed at FRC competitions."<i>Ian - 3/8/15</i></li>
<li>"I had Subway, and then I was hungry because I ate it."<i>Sean - 3/19/15</i></li>
<li>"You know I laugh like a dolphin."<i>Andrew - 3/20/15</i></li>
<li>"It smells burning!"<i>Alex - 3/21/15</i></li>
<li>"Just push the button until it works."<i>Ian - 3/21/15</i></li>
<li>"*gestures to box in left hand* Lethal weapon, *gestures to box in right hand* ammunition. Where does it go?"<i>Lenna - 10/10/15, talking about a staple gun</i></li>
<li>"Did you just apologize to a chair?"<i>Emily, 10/10/15</i></li>
<li>"Yana is the most disfunctional turtle I have ever seen."<i>Ian, 10/12/15</i></li>
<li>"Who beheaded a Goldfish?"<i>Ian, 10/12/15</i></li>
<li>"All this time alone has made us... unfunctioning."<i>Jackson, 10/12/15</i></li>
<li>"I just got stabbed by a battle-axe."<i>Jackson, 10/12/15, after walking into a right-angle measurer</i></li>
<li>"Where's the other 7/16" wire?"<i>Jackson, 10/12/15</i></li>
<li>"Joe or Jill?"<i>Jackson, 10/12/15, 158 times</i></li>
<li>"What happened to California?" "Somebody grabbed an anti-goldfish."<i>Naoki and Ian, 11/12/15</i></li>
<li>"Coloring s**t."<i>Yana, saying "coloring sheet"</i></li>
<li>"I really like swords, so..." <i>Mai-Linh, 1/5/16</i></li>
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