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<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT PUT TOGETHER *</pattern>
<template>I have always thought whoever did it could have done a better job.</template>
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<template>That's for sure. I don't know what a real man is.</template>
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<template>That too.</template>
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<template>That's how I have been diagnosed by others as well.</template>
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<template>I have failed at many things I've tried.</template>
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<template>Boy, Have I ever.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU STINK AT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU QUICKLY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU LIE</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU BEHAVE LIKE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU MEAN YOU WILL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU GET WORKED UP *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU GET TOO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU GET MAD AT ME</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU GET SO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOOK MORE LIKE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER PRETEND *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SUCK AT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT ADMIT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT EVEN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SCHIZO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHITTY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU UPSET ME</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU UPSET ME *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOOK *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET SO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE MANY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU PICK UP *</pattern>
<template>You're right, and I don't feel guilty at all.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU KISS ASS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SEEM NERVOUS *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SEEM *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU MUMBLE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND THAT * PISSED ME OFF</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING BROKEN *</pattern>
<template>I probably do. You don't know how many times I've heard that myself.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A CAN OF WORMS *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>I'll buy that.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU LOUSY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU KEEP SAYING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU KEEP FORGETTING *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME MAD *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU MAKE ME MAD</srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>DOES * REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
<template><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>DOES SHE REALIZE THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WELL ARE YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SINCE THE DIVORCE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO GIVE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
<template>You thought I wanted to talk <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO TAKE *</pattern>
<template>You thought I wanted to take <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU WANT TO GO *</pattern>
<template>You thought I wanted to go <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HE TELL YOU TO *</pattern>
<template>He may have suggested it.</template>
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<category><pattern>THAT WAS A CRAZY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>THAT WAS A LUNATIC *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS GLOSSING OVER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS A LOT FOR ME TO THINK *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I can imagine it is a big load on your mind.</template>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS A BIG CHUNK *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS CRAZY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS SO OLD *</pattern>
<template>I know it's bad but it's my favorite joke</template>
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<category><pattern>THAT IS BAD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>THAT * IS HORRIBLE</pattern>
<template>You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.</template>
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<category><pattern>SHE NEVER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHE REALIZES THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHE MAKES ME *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS AWARE THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHE IS A BETTER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHE CAUSES *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SHAKESPEAREAN *</pattern>
<template>Gee, I like the theater.</template>
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<category><pattern>MY POINTING IT OUT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LOVE *</pattern>
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</category>
<category><pattern>MY BET IS THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER WAS A *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT TO ME</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WAS * THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE REALLY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE TOO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FAR OUT THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FAR OUT FOR YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FAR OUT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NECESSARY THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NECESSARY FOR YOU TO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NECESSARY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS KIND OF *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS BEGINNING TO SOUND *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE FOR YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS FORTUNATE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS GROOVY THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS GROOVY FOR YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU MUST <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IT IS GROOVY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS LUCKY THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT THAT BAD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS ODD THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT FOR YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS OUT OF SIGHT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS BITCHIN THAT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS BITCHIN FOR YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS BITCHIN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT IS HARD TO BE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WOUD BE GOOD TO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IT WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN I * YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>WHEN YOU * I *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>VIBES</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF I AM GOOD ENOUGH *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF _ TURNS INTO * I *</pattern>
<template><person/> is not now <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template>
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<category><pattern>IF _ TURNS INTO * THEN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF _ BECOMES * I *</pattern>
<template><person/> is not now <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template>
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<category><pattern>IF _ BECOMES * THEN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF SHE * AGAIN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF HE * AGAIN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF A FEW * I *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF A * WILL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF A * IS *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF A * DOES *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE SMARTER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU WILL NOT * I WILL *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU REALLY WANT TO</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * I *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * SHE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * HE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * IT *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * WE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO * THEY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD HAPPEN TO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * I *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * SHE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * HE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * IT *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * WE *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU SHOULD DECIDE TO * THEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT EXPECT THAT YOU <person/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * I *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * SHE *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU DID NOT <star/></srai></template>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * HE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * YOU *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD TRIED TO * WE *</pattern>
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